Movie Quotes

Jessie: [To Woody] YEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! ITS YOU! ITS YOU! ITS REALLY YOU!!!!

Jessie: You never forget kids like Emily, or Andy, but they forget you.

Mr. Potato Head: Pizza, anyone?

Rex: I can’t look! Could somebody please cover my eyes?!

Slinky Dog: I may not be a smart dog, but I know what roadkill is.

Emperor Zurg: We meet again Buzz Lightyear… for the last time.
Buzz Lightyear: Not today, Zurg.

Evil Emperor Zurg: Come to me, my prey.

[Woody's arm is torn]
Andy’s Mom: I’m sorry, honey, but you know… toys don’t last forever.

Rex: What happened?
Mr. Potato Head: Woody’s been “shelved”.

Geri the Cleaner: You can’t rush art.

Woody: Ride like the wind, Bullseye.

Woody: I was a yo-yo!
Mr. Potato Head: *Was* a yo-yo?

Mr. Potato Head: Can we stop? My parts are killing me.
Buzz Lightyear: How about a quick roll call? Everybody here?
Mr. Potato Head: Not everybody.
Buzz Lightyear: Who’s behind?
Slinky Dog: Mine…
[Slinky Dog's back half catches up with the group]

Rex: How do you spell FBI?

Hamm: Turn into the spin, Barbie!

Buzz Lightyear: [looking at another toy of himself] Am I really that fat?

Buzz: Don’t worry, Woody. In just a few hours you’ll be sitting around a campfire with Andy making delicious hot Schmoes.
Woody: They’re called “S’mores”, Buzz.
Buzz: (quickly and a bit embarrased) Right, right, of course.

Andy: You must choose, Sheriff Woody. How shall she die? Shark, or death by monkeys?

Bo Peep: [amorously] You’re cute when you care.
Woody: [embarrassed] Bo! Not in front of Buzz…
Bo Peep: Naah, let him look.

Buzz Lightyear: Good work, men. Two blocks down and only nineteen more to go.
Mr. Potato Head: What?
Rex, Hamm, Slinky Dog: Nineteen?
Mr. Potato Head: Are we gonna do this all night? My parts are killing me.
Buzz Lightyear: Come on, fellas. Did Woody give up when Sid had me strapped to a rocket?
Rex, Hamm, Mr. Potato Head, Slinky Dog: No.
Buzz Lightyear: No. And did he give up when you threw him out of the back of that moving van?
Mr. Potato Head: Oh, you had to bring *that* up!
Buzz Lightyear: No, he didn’t! We have a friend in need, and we’re not going to rest until he’s safe in Andy’s room! Now, let’s move out!

Al McWiggin: To mail six packages to Japan overnight is how much? That’s in yen, right? DOLLARS?! Oh, you people are deliberately taking advantage of people in a hurry, you know that?

Mr. Potato Head: Put me down, you moron! (to Buzz, after he suspends Mr. Potato Head as a pillar to avoid the supposed eroding ceiling to bury everyone)