The Incredibles Quotes (2004)
Helen Parr: Everyone is special, Dash.
Dash Parr: Which is another way of saying no one is.
Edna Mode: Luck favors the prepaired.
Edna Mode: I never look back, darling. It distracts from the now.
Dash: We’re dead! We’re dead! We survived but we’re dead!
Edna Mode: My God, you’ve gotten fat. Come in, come, come!
Mr. Incredible: Reliving the glory days is better than acting like they didn’t happen!
Underminer: Behold, the Underminer! I’m always beneath you, but nothing is beneath me! I hereby declare war on peace and happiness! Soon, all will tremble before me!
ElastiGirl: Is this… rubble?
ElastiGirl: Mayday! Mayday! India-Golf Niner-Niner is buddyspiked! Abort-abort, there are children aboard this airplane! Abort-abort-abort! Abort-abort!!
Old Man #1: Ya see that? That’s the way to do it. That’s old school.
Old Man #2: Yeah. No school like the old school.
Old Man #1: Right!
Dash: [answers door] Hey, Lucius!
Lucius: Hey, Speedo, Helen, Vi, Jack-Jack.
Bob: Hey, hey! *Ice* of you to drop by.
Lucius: Ha!
[unenthusiastically]
Lucius: Never heard that one before.
Frozone: I wanted to go bowling!
Violet Parr: Well… I think Dad has made some excellent progress today, but I think it’s time we wind down now.
Frozone: Honey?
Honey: What?
Frozone: Where’s my super suit?
Honey: What?
Frozone: Where is my super suit?
Honey: I uh – put it away.
Frozone: Where?
Honey: Why do you need to know?
Frozone: I need it!
Honey: Nuh uh! Don’t you think about leaving to do some derrin’ do! We’ve been planning this dinner for two months!
Frozone: The public is in danger!
Honey: My evening’s in danger!
Frozone: You tell me where my suit is woman! This is for the greater good!
Honey: I am your wife! I am the greatest ‘good’ you are ever gonna get!
Syndrome: TIME OUT!!!
Mirage: [before sending Mr. Incredible off against Omnidroid 08] And don’t die.
Syndrome: Am I good enough NOW?! Who’s super NOW?! I’m SYNDROME! Your nemesis and…
[He then realizes he accidentally threw Mr. Incredible into the distance.]
[to himself] Oh, brilliant…
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Violet Parr: I’m not hungry for meatloaf
Dash Parr: She’d eat if we were having Tony loaf