The Good, The Bad And The Ugly Quotes (1966)
Blondie: After a meal there’s nothing like a good cigar.
Blondie: (Surveying some civil war) I’ve never seen so many men wasted so bad.
Blondie: Two hundred thousand dollars is a lot of money. We’re gonna have to earn it.
Blondie: The way I figure, there’s really not too much future with a sawed-off runt like you.
Tuco: There are two kinds of spurs, my friend. Those that come in by the door, (crosses himself) those that come in by the window.
Tuco: When you have to shoot, shoot, don’t talk.
Blondie: You may run the risks, my friend, but I do the cutting. We cut down my percentage – uh, cigar? – liable to interfere with my aim.
Tuco: But if you miss you had better miss very well. Whoever double-crosses me and leaves me alive, he understands nothing about Tuco.
Tuco: Hey, Blondie! You know what you are? Just a dirty son-of-a-b-!
Tuco: There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend. Those who have a rope around their neck and those who have the job of cutting.
Tuco: Don’t die, I’ll get you water. Stay there. Don’t move, I’ll get you water. Don’t die until later.
Tuco: That’s so. Even a tramp like me, no matter what happens, I know there’s always a brother who won’t refuse me a bowl of soup.
Angel Eyes: (In a note pinned to a dead man) See you soon, idiots.
Angel Eyes: You’re smart enough to know that talking won’t save you.
Angel Eyes: When I’m paid, I always follow my job through. You know that.
Tuco: (trying to read a note) ‘See you soon, id…’ ‘id…’ ‘ids…’
Blondie: (Taking the note) ‘Idiots’. It’s for you.
Blondie: (Seeing blood on the floor) You’re not going to give me the same treatment?
Angel Eyes: Would you talk?
Blondie: No… probably not.
Angel Eyes: (as Wallace is beating Tuco) How’s your digestion now?
Blondie: (Counting Angel Eyes’ men) One, two, three, four, five, and six. Six, the perfect number.
Angel Eyes: I thought three was the perfect number.
Blondie: I’ve got six more bullets in my gun.
Have you seen this guy? (not sure if that part is exact) He tall, he’s blond and he’s a pig.
blondie dont die dont die you are my friend please i am your friend come on blondie come on i will bring you water dont die like that pig
Tuco: One bastard leaves, another comes in.