Superbad Quotes (2007)
Evan: You changed your name to McLovin?
Seth: It doesn’t have a first name, it just says McLovin!
Evan: The guys either going think ‘here’s another guy with a fake ID’, or here’s McLovin, 25 year old Hawaiian organ donor.
Fogell: I am McLovin.
Seth: Momma’s making a pubie salad, and she wants some Seth’s own dressing.
Officer Slater: Ethnically, was he like uh… uh… African?
Liquor Store Woman: Was he African? No, he was like you.
Officer Michaels: He’s Jewish… so we have an African Jew wearing a hoodie.
Evan: I heard she got breast reduction surgery.
Seth: Breast Reduction Surgery? That’s like slapping God across the face for giving you a beautiful gift.
Evan: She had back-problems, man.
Fogell: Hey!
Seth: Don’t tell Fogell about the party, man…
Fogell: Gangstaaaaaaaaaaasss… what’s up guys?
Officer Slater: I arrested a man-lady who was legally named Phuck
Evan: I’m not too worried about it, really. I wouldn’t worry about it. Don’t worry about it.
Officer Michaels: Ah, McLovin, McLovin, McLovin, McLovin
Officer Michaels: Yeah McLovin, how is it going with the ladies?
Fogell: It’s not the “going” I’m worried about… but the “coming.”
Officer Michaels: McLovin?
Fogell: Yeah.
Officer Michaels: Great name.
Officer Slater: It is, it just rolls of the tongue.
Officer Michaels: ‘Sounds like a sexy hamburger!
Good Shopper Cashier: How old are you?
Seth: …22.
Good Shopper Cashier: [looks skeptical for a second, then smiles] You certainly are! That’ll be 80 dollars.
Seth: Oh! Okay!
[pulls money out of his sleeve]
Seth: Pssha! Thank you kindly! Will that do?
Good Shopper Cashier: [examines the bill: a crisp 80 dollar bill] It most certainly will! Thank you, Seth!
Seth: Hey, thank YOU! [double high-fives cashier]
Seth: I just wanna go to the rooftops and scream, “I love my best friend, Evan.”
Fogell: I have a boner!
Officer Michaels: [out of breath] He’s a freak… [panting]
Officer Michaels: He’s the fastest kid alive…
Seth: He is the sweetest guy. Have you ever looked into his eyes? It was like the first time I heard the Beatles.
Fogell: There is a very good reason for why my fake I.D. says I’m 25 and not 21. Everyday hundreds of kids go to the liquor store with fake I.D.s that say they’re 21. Just how many 21-year-olds are there in this town? It’s called strategy.
Seth: Nobody has gotten a B.J. in cargo shorts since Vietnam!
Fogell: [as Seth comes out of the liquor store] Where did you hide the alcohol Danny Ocean, up your butt?
Fogell: Can we shoot at it?
Officer Slater: I don’t know… [pause]
Officer Slater: Can you?
Seth: [to Becca] I had such bad acne last year that I’ve pretty much become an expert on the stuff… [to Evan]
Seth: You drove m – [to Becca]
Seth: Evan drove me here though, so…
Jules: Well, so, I mean, I have my dad’s car… so I could just give you a lift… and Evan can take Becca home. If that works… I dunno.
Becca: It’d be fine with me.
Evan: Fine, yeah. Maybe we could get some food.
Becca: Yeah, I’d like that.
Seth: [to Evan] So, I guess I’ll call you.
Evan: Yeah, gimme a call. You have my number.
Seth: I have your information. So, uh, put her there… [they shake hands]
Evan: Good. Alright man.
Seth: Okay.
Evan: Okay guys.
Seth: Becca.
Jules: Bye guys. See ya tomorrow.
Becca: See ya Jules. [Jules and Seth go off leaving Evan and Becca]
Jules: You scratch our backs, we’ll scratch yours. Seth: Well, funny thing about my back, is it’s located on my …..
chicka chicka yea. fake i.d
I talked to this man who claimed he climbed 5 mountains in his life!
I met the Mrs paintballing…shot her right in the neck, and we just hit it off!
Hey! McMuffin!!
seth- here let me get that for u (her purse). Would you like me to help you with your groceries?
old laday- that would be lovley! would like me to buy u some.. alcahol?!
seth- that would be LOVLEY!!
he’s a freak…
he’s the fastest kid alive…
add to that last one..
old lady: thanks young man
seth: no problem grandma, anytime.
old lady: have fun with juels tonight seth
Clerk: He looked like Eminem(m&m).
Officer Slater: So he was round?
Gettin that fa sho
Foggel/McLovin: whatsssssssssss up ganstassssssss chika chika yea yea.
Fogell a.k.a. McLovin: You don’t have the technology OR the steady hands to pull off a procedure like that so HA!
Evan-”McLovin? What’re you trying to do Fogell,
become an Irish R&B singer?”
=]
Mohammad is the most common name in the world. Read a book for once. .
JESSE: hey seth, did you hear about my party?
SETH: No.
JESSE: well good, cuz you’re not invited! and tell your. . .friend he can’t come either!
SETH: so jesse wanted me to tell you that you are a . . . and you can’t come to his party!
TEACHER:if you’re not in this class, please leave this class.
FOGUL, HI……
Officer Slater: How old are you son?
Fogell: Old enough.
Officer Slater: Old enough for what?
Fogell: To party.
“Look what i got for you under hereee!!!
these girls arent old dried up ladies…there high school girls and good to go
i love you, why can’t we say that everyday?
We’re gonna party get drunk and ROCK OUT!
Evan’s Mum: Are you boys going to miss each other?
Evan: No, thank you. I don’t miss each other.
Officer Michaels: “I assume you all have guns and crack…”
Seth: Do you only shop in baby gap?
prepare to be … by the long d… of the law
It’s in, holy s… it’s in!
Yeah, it was fully pimp, I was like fully pimp, it was like, I feel like a pimp right now, yeah it was so pimp
You see miss? I joined this class because I thought you could be with a partner
But she’s never here, and I don’t get twice the grades for doing all the work
I didn’t invent odd numbers Seth
I know but Look at Evan, just look at him.
I’m over here in my unit alone ice slaving, eating my terrible tasting food, and I have to look at that, it looks like the most fun I’ve ever seen in my entire life
and it’s BS, excuse my language
I wash and dry, I’m like a single mother
It’s not really a big deal, something like 8% of all kids do it, but what ever.
WE COULD BE THAT MISTAKE
Seth: gimme that. Allright, you look like a future peddofile in this picture number one, number two it doesn’t even have a first name it just says McLOVIN
And take that off Fogul,
You look like Aladdin
Oh you got a stain too!
We’re blood brothers!
Fogul: Wait for me Nicola, wait for me on the outside!
Nicola: … We were going to go to Hawaii.
You’re the prettiest girl… this side of the Mississippi.
“You don’t have the steady hands or the technology to pull off a tricky procedure like that so HA!!!”
Seth: have you ever met a guy named muhammed?
Fougell: no have you ever met a guy named mclovin?
Seth: no, exactly! thats why it was a stupid choice!
i don’t know, do you?
” so do you guys got a myspace?”
how old are you?
old enough
old enough for what?
to party
I should have brought my vest……..
so your friend didn’t come today?
isn’t that like a personal question?
Officer Slater: (Knocking on the door to Jule’s party) Oh No it’s the cops!