Movie Quotes

Avi: Tony.
Bullet Tooth Tony: What?
Avi: Look in the dog.
Bullet Tooth Tony: What do you mean?
Avi: I mean open him up.
Bullet Tooth Tony: It’s not as if it’s a tin of baked beans! What do you mean “open him up”?

Turkish: What’s that?
Tommy: It’s me belt, Turkish.
Turkish: No, Tommy. There’s a gun in your trousers. What’s a gun doing in your trousers?
Tommy: It’s for protection.
Turkish: Protection from what . . . zee Germans?

Avi: I’m gettin’ heartburn. Tony, do something terrible.

Franky Four Fingers: Where is the stone? Where is the stone? Where is the stone? Michael, where is the stone?

Turkish: I fail to recognise the correlation between “losing 10K”, “hospitalising Gorgeous” and “a good deal”.

Franky Four Fingers: I have stones to sell, fat to chew, and many different men to see about many different dogs, so if I am not rushing you…
Doug the Head: Slow down, Franky, my son. When in Rome…
Franky Four Fingers: I am not in Rome, Doug. I am in a rush.

Brick Top: I don’t care if he’s Muhammad I’m Hard Bruce Lee. You can’t change fighters.

Customs official: Anything to declare?
Avi: Yeah. Don’t go to England.

Tommy: Is he allowed to do that?
Turkish: It’s an unlicensed boxing match, Tommy, not a tickling competition. These lads are out to hurt each other.

Turkish: What’s happened to thoso sausages, Charlie?
Charlie: Five minutes, Turkish.
Turkish: It was two minutes five minutes ago.

Bullet Tooth Tony: [Madonna's "Lucky Star" comes on on the radio] Oh, I love this track.

[Vinny tries to open the outer door at the bookies]
Sol: It won’t open because it’s a secured door!

Bullet Tooth Tony: You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.

Brick Top Polford: Go and put the kettle on.
Turkish: You take sugar?
Brick Top Polford: No thanks, Turkish. I’m sweet enough.

Turkish: This is Tommy. He tells people he’s named after a gun, but I know he’s named after a famous 19th century ballet dancer.