Prison Break Quotes (2005)
Theodore “T-Bag” Bagwell: [about the rising temperature in the cells] Not that hot?
[he points to an African American cellmate]
Theodore “T-Bag” Bagwell: When this guy woke up, he was white!
Michael: Don’t make me lie to you.
Theodore “T-Bag” Bagwell: May-Tag’s in the ground because of that piece of detritus.
Michael: Van Gogh over there is my new cellmate.
Sucre: Welcome to Prisneyland, Fish.
Dr. Marvin Gudat: I can promise you nothing.
Theodore “T-Bag” Bagwell: Story of my life.
Michael Scofield: You kept it.
Dr. Sara Tancredi: Kept what?
Michael Scofield: The flower.
Dr. Sara Tancredi: Well, I’m a packrat. I never throw anything out.
Michael Scofield: [looks around the spotless infirmary] Yeah, well this clutter. It’s… overwhelming.
Dr. Sara Tancredi: You should see my apartment.
Michael Scofield: Woah. We haven’t even had our first date yet and you’re already inviting me in. I thought you were a nice girl.
Dr. Sara Tancredi: Oh Michael, we all know nice girls finish last.
[motions for Michael to lift up his shirt]
Michael Scofield: So where do you finish?
Dr. Sara Tancredi: Depends on where I start. Deep breath.
[uses stethoscope to listen to Michael's heart beat, and looks up at him. Michael gives her the blue steel and forgets to continue breathing deeply]
Angela West: [suddenly walking in] Sara, we’re backing up out here.
Dr. Sara Tancredi: Right, sorry.
[to Michael]
Dr. Sara Tancredi: I’ll go get your shot.
Sucre: Oh you know, the I love you so much I ain’t never knocking over a liquor store again context. Except, you know… classy.
Michael: If you think I’m leaving my brother behind, you have massively underestimated me.
C-Note: Concrete is my specialty. Can you dig it?
Michael: I found our access to the infirmary building but I’m gonna need some time to make it work.
Lincoln: How much time?
Michael: Enough for me to find my way up a 20 foot vertical drainpipe without using a ladder.
John Abruzzi: We could cut off all his limbs, he still wouldn’t talk. Pain’s not the answer here. Maybe the Beatles were right. Maybe all you need is love.
Warden Henry Pope: The thing is, Mr. Scofield is not our problem any more. Seems there was an error in his paperwork. He’s going to be transferred after all.
Michael Scofield: That’s not possible.
Warden Henry Pope: [to C.O] Escort the prisoner back to his cell.
Michael Scofield: Warden, all I need is three weeks.
[shouting to C.O]
Michael Scofield: Get off of me! Henry, please! I just need a little time, just give me the time.
Michael: We’re not breaking out of a Jamba Juice, gentlemen.
Haywire: I don’t wear a diaper.
Michael: I never said you did.
Lincoln: I thought you were arrested for armed robbery?
Sucre: That’s what I got caught for.
Michael: Last supper boys, this is where we say goodbye.
John Abruzzi: You mind telling me what this is all about?
Michael Scofield: These are the guys we’re breaking out with.
John Abruzzi: I don’t think so, fish. That was not our agreement.
[Abruzzi gestures to Lincoln]
John Abruzzi: I’m not gonna work with this… crazy rhino.
Lincoln Burrows: Keep pushing it, John.
John Abruzzi: Yeah, I keep pushing it, you know. Huh? What’s your deal, man?
Lincoln Burrows: [Lincoln grabs Abruzzi and gets in his face] Touch my brother again and I’ll show you.
John Abruzzi: Brother? Your… brother?
[laughs]
Michael Scofield: We’ve only got a few minutes. Are we gonna spend them spitting on each other or are we gonna talk some business?
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