Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl Quotes (2003)
Barbossa: You’re supposed to be dead!
Jack Sparrow: Am I not?
Elizabeth: I’m not entirely sure that I’ve had enough rum to allow that kind of talk.
Elizabeth Swann: Captain Barbossa, I am here to negotiate the cessation of hostilities against Port Royal.
Jack Sparrow: Wherever we want to go, we go. That’s what a ship is, you know. It’s not just a keel and a hull and sails; that’s what a ship needs. Not what a ship is. What the Black Pearl really is, is freedom.
Governor Weatherby Swann: I’m told it’s the latest fashion in London.
Elizabeth Swann: Well, women in London must’ve learnt not to breathe.
[the other prisoners are whistling and calling for the dog with the keys in his mouth]
Jack Sparrow: You can keep doing that forever, the dog is NEVER going to move.
Town Clerk: Jack Sparrow.
Jack Sparrow: Captain… Captain Jack Sparrow.
Town Clerk: …for your willful commission of crime against the crown. Those crimes being numerous in quantity and sinister in nature…
Elizabeth: This is wrong…
Governor Swann: Commodore Norrington is bound by the law, as are we all.
Town Clerk: …impersonating an officer of the Royal Navy; impersonating a clergy of the Church of England…
Jack Sparrow: Oh yeah, heh heh
Town Clerk: …arson; kidnapping; perjury; piracy; pilfering; deprivation of a Federal Loyalist. For these crimes you will be hung by the neck until dead. May God have mercy on your soul.
Elizabeth: Pirate or not this man saved my life.
Norrington: One good deed is not enough to redeem a man of a lifetime of wickedness.
Jack Sparrow: Though it seems enough to condemn him.
Captain Barbossa: Gents… take a walk!
Mr. Gibbs: Blast, I’m already awake!
Lt. Groves: That’s got to be the best pirate I’ve ever seen.
Commodore Norrington: Had a brush with the East India Trading Company, did we? Pirate!
Mullroy: I never would have thought of that.
Jack: Clearly you’ve never been to Singapore.
Jack: Easy on the goods, Darling.
Will Turner: You cheated.
Jack Sparrow: Pirate.
Barbossa: You’re off the edge of the map, mate. Here there be monsters.
Commodore Norrington: Consider them marked. On your way.
Pintel: [talking to Will] No reason to fret, just a prick in the finger, few drops of blood…
Twigg: No mistakes this time; he’s only half Turner. We spill it all!
Pintel: …Guess there is reason to fret.
[woman approaches Jack]
Jack Sparrow: Scarlett!
[Scarlett slaps him and walks away.]
Jack Sparrow: Not sure I deserved that. [another woman approaches him] Giselle!
Giselle: Who was she?
Jack Sparrow: Wha-?
[Giselle slaps him.]
Jack: …I may have deserved that.
Jack Sparrow: That is the child of Bootstrap Bill Turner. His only child. Savvy?
Mr. Gibbs: ‘Leverage,’ says you. ‘I think I feel a change in the wind,’ says I.
Jack Sparrow: Savvy?
Elizabeth: [after Barbossa has cut her hand slightly] That’s it?
Barbossa: Waste not…
Jack Sparrow: A wedding? I love weddings. Drinks all around!
Barbossa: We are cursed men, Miss Turner.
Jacoby: I’m gonna teach you the meaning of pain.
Elizabeth: You like pain?
[hits pirate in the head with a pole]
Elizabeth: Try wearing a corset.
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jack sparrow: i love weddings drinks all around!
humm.. i love captain jack sparrow! he is soo very funny! you cant help but laugh.. johnny depp was definetley the best actor for the job! i love it.. i could watch it a million times because he is in it.. but if he werent.. i dunno! he is soooo funny@! hahaha i love him
How did u escape
Jack Sparrow: Sea Turtles