Alex: Welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, well. To what do I owe the extreme pleasure of this surprising visit?
Alex: Initiative comes to thems that wait.
Alex: We were all feeling a bit shagged and fagged and fashed, it being a night of no small expenditure.
Alex: There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, [...]

Brett: This is the worst sh*t I’ve ever seen, man.
Parker: Have you got any biscuits over there ?
Ripley: Here’s some cornbread.
Parker: Cornbread. Yeah.
Lambert: I am cold.
Parker: Still with us Brett?
Brett: Right.
Kane: I feel dead.
Parker: Anybody ever tell you you look dead, man ?
Ash: There is an explanation for this, you know.
Ripley: Come on, Ash, I [...]

Octavio: Come away with me.
El Chivo: [to Aunt Luisa] You’re hostile, sister-in-law.
Octavio: [to his brother Ramiro after being threatened] Being tough won’t make you smart.
Susana: [to Octavio] You and your plans. You know what my grandmother used to say? If you want to make God laugh… tell Him your plans.
Luis Miranda Solares: Is this kidnapping [...]

Richard: [to other tourists] You leave, I’ll kill you. I’ll kill you!
Chieko: [signing to ref] I’m deaf, not blind!
Richard: What about you? How many wives do you have?
Anwar: I can only afford one.
[first lines]
Hassan: It’s almost new. Three hundred cartridges. The guy who gave it to me said you can hit as far as [...]

Jumpy Thug: [screams] Where are you?
Batman: [appears upside-down behind him, whispering] Here.
Bruce Wayne: I seek… a means to fight injustice. To turn fear against those who prey on the fearful.
Rachel Dawes: You could die. At least tell me your name.
Bruce Wayne: It’s not who I am underneath, but what I *do* that defines me.
Gordon: I [...]

James Bond: Stop touching your ear.
Carter: Sorry?
James Bond: Put your hand down!
James Bond: So you want me to be half-monk, half-hitman.
M: Any thug can kill. I need you to take your ego out of the equation.
Vesper Lynd: Am I going to have a problem with you, Mr. Bond?
James Bond: No, don’t worry, you’re not my [...]

Julian Taylor: You’re smoking?
Theodore Faron: Yeah; it’s not working.
Jasper: Your baby is the miracle the whole world has been waiting for.
Theodore Faron: You’re a fascist pig!
Theodore Faron: I can’t really remember when I last had any hope, and I certainly can’t remember when anyone else did either. Because really, since women stopped being able to [...]

Vincent: Of all the cabbies in L.A. I get Max, Sigmund Freud meets Dr. Ruth.
Max: [In the dark] Let her go.
Vincent: Max? Why? What are you gonna do about it?
[He gets shot]
Annie: Well, how many cabbies do you know get you into an argument to save you money?
Max: If there were two of [...]

Kingpin: I’ll tell everyone what you are.
Daredevil: Yeah, tell them you got beat by a blind man too.
Daredevil: Hi. How you doing?
Jose Quesada: Didn’t you hear? I was acquitted.
Daredevil: Not by me.

Ben Urich: Go get ‘em Matt.
Daredevil: Hey, that light at the end of the tunnel? Guess what? That’s not heaven. That’s the ‘C’ train!
Kingpin: [...]

Holly Gennero McClane: After all your posturing, all your speeches, you’re nothing but a common thief.
Hans Gruber: I am an exceptional thief, Mrs. McClane. And since I’m moving up to kidnapping, you should be more polite.
John McClane: A hundred million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister.
Hans [...]

Billy Hitchcock: There they go, here we stay.
[as he watches the plane take off and then explode]
Carter: I’m never gonna die!
Clear Rivers: [gesturing toward artwork] Do you know what this is?
Alex Browning: This is… this is springy head guy.
Clear Rivers: It’s you Alex, and how you make me feel.
Alex Browning: I’m sorry.
Billy Hitchcock: [Wondering who [...]

Stuntman Mike: Do I frighten you?
[Arlene nods]
Stuntman Mike: Is it my scar?
Arlene: It’s your car.
Stuntman Mike: Yeah, I know. I’m sorry. It’s my mom’s car.
Doc Block: I want to eat your brains… and gain your knowledge.
Cherry: It’s go go, not cry cry.
Dr. William Block: We gotta lose the arm, Joe.
Joe: Lose the arm? What do [...]

Paul: [of the Tutsi] You cannot seriously think that you can kill them all.
George: And why not? We are halfway there already.
Colonel Oliver: We’re here as peace keepers, not peace makers
Tatiana Rusesabagina: [while watching a neighbor get beaten] Do something.
Paul Rusesabagina: Do what?
Tatiana Rusesabagina: Call someone.
Paul Rusesabagina: [after shutting the gate] There is nothing we [...]

Woman Evacuee: [repeated] I’m not infected!
TV Personality: The world of medicine has seen it’s share of miracle cures, from the polio vaccine to heart transplants. But all past achievements may pale in comparison to the work of Dr. Alice Krippin. Thank you so much for joining us this morning.
Dr. Alice Krippin: Not at all.
TV [...]

[Brody sees his son sitting in a small skiff, and yells for him to get out of it]
Ellen Brody: Martin, it’s his birthday tomorrow!
Brody: I don’t want him out on the water!
Ellen Brody: He is not out on the water, he is in a boat! He’s not going to go in the water! I don’t [...]

Sarah Whittle: Alan, you wrestled an alligator for me.
Alan Parrish: It was a crocodile. Alligators don’t have that little fringe on their hind leg.
Sarah Whittle: My mistake.
Alan Parrish: [in terror] “A hunter from the darkest wild… makes you feel just like a child.”
Sarah Whittle: What is it?
Alan Parrish: Van Pelt.
Alan Parrish: Are you [...]

The Bride: How did you find me?
Bill: [off screen] I’m the man.
The Bride: It’s mercy, compassion, and forgiveness I lack—not rationality.
The Bride: Then give me one of these.
Hattori Hanzo: These are not for sale.
The Bride: I didn’t say “sell me”. I said “give me”.
The bride: Looked dead, didn’t I? Well I wasn’t, but it wasn’t [...]

Brett Chase: Excuse me, ma’am. Just the facts.
Ed Exley: Why’d you become a cop?
Jack Vincennes: I don’t remember.
Bud White: Merry Christmas.
Lynn Bracken: Merry Christmas to you, officer.
Bud White: That obvious, huh?
Lynn Bracken: It’s practically stamped on your forehead.
Dick Stensland: I got a hot date.
Bud White: Yeah? Who is she and what did you arrest her [...]

Natalie: What’s the last thing that you do remember?
Leonard Shelby: My wife…
Natalie: That’s sweet.
Leonard Shelby: …dying.
Leonard Shelby: Awake. Where am I?
Leonard: I have this condition.
Hotel Clerk: Condition?
Leonard: It’s my memory.
Hotel Clerk: Amnesia?
Leonard: No, no, no, no. It’s different from that. I have no short term memory. I know who I am, I know all about [...]

Ethan Hunt: Relax Luther, it’s much worse than you think.
Jack Harmen:Hasta lasagna, don’t get any on ya.
Eugene Kittridge: I understand you’re very upset.
Ethan Hunt: You’ve never seen me very upset.
Ethen: Can I ask you something Kitridge?
Kitridge: Why…certainly Ethen.
Ethen: If you were dealing with someone who’s crushed, stabbed, shot, and detinated five members of his own [...]

Carson Wells: I was wondering…
Man who hires Wells: Yes?
Carson Wells: Could you validate my parking ticket?
Man who hires Wells: An attempt at humor, I suppose.
Carson Wells: I’m sorry… You know, I counted the floors to this building from the street.
Man who hires Wells: [sighs] And?
Carson Wells: There’s one missing.
Man who hires Wells: [sarcastically] We’ll look [...]

Dae-su Oh: Revenge is good for your health, but pain will find you again.
Woo-jin Lee: And now… now, what joy will I have left to live for?
Mi-do: Dae Su. In front of me is some kind of box. He’s telling me to open it. It’s the same violet box…
Dae-su Oh: No! No Mi-do don’t. [...]

Theodore “T-Bag” Bagwell: [about the rising temperature in the cells] Not that hot?
[he points to an African American cellmate]
Theodore “T-Bag” Bagwell: When this guy woke up, he was white!
Michael: Don’t make me lie to you.
Theodore “T-Bag” Bagwell: May-Tag’s in the ground because of that piece of detritus.
Michael: Van Gogh over there is my new cellmate.
Sucre: [...]

Nice Guy Eddie: We got places all over the place.
Mr. White: If you shoot me in a dream you better wake up and apologise.
Mr. Orange: Which one is “True Blue?”
Mr. Pink: You kill anybody?
Mr. White: A few cops.
Mr. Pink: No real people?
Mr. White: Just cops.
Joe: Nevermind what you would normally do, just cough in your [...]

James Carter: Who died, Lee?
Lee: You!
James Carter: Detective Yu?
Lee: Not Yu, you!
James Carter: Who?
Lee: You!
James Carter: Who?
Lee: Do you understand the words that are a-coming out of my mouth?
James Carter: Don’t nobody understand the words that are comin’ out of your mouth.
James Carter: Lee, let me introduce you to Carter’s new theory of criminal [...]

[a grenade lands at his feet] Dwight: And everything seemed to be going so well.
Cardinal Roark: Kevin?
Marv: What’s left of him, anyway. The dog ate the rest.
Wendy: [to Marv] You can call me Goldie.
Dwight: She doesn’t quite chop his head off. She makes a Pez dispenser out of him.
Dwight: Most people think Marv is [...]

Ichabod Crane: We take the Indian Trail to the Tree of the Dead.
Young Masbath: How will we recognize it?
Ichabod Crane: Without difficulty, I rather fear. Then climb down to the Horseman’s resting place.
Young Masbath: His camp?
Ichabod Crane: His grave.
Ichabod Crane: Yes I think you loved me that day when you followed me into the [...]

Avi: Tony.
Bullet Tooth Tony: What?
Avi: Look in the dog.
Bullet Tooth Tony: What do you mean?
Avi: I mean open him up.
Bullet Tooth Tony: It’s not as if it’s a tin of baked beans! What do you mean “open him up”?
Turkish: What’s that?
Tommy: It’s me belt, Turkish.
Turkish: No, Tommy. There’s a gun in your trousers. What’s a [...]

Sweeney Todd: Where is Lucy? Where is my wife?
Mrs. Lovett: She poisoned herself. Arsenic from the apothecary around the corner… and he’s got your daughter.
Sweeney Todd: He? Judge Turpin?
Sweeney Todd: Noooooo! Would no one have mercy on her?
Mrs. Lovett: So it’s you. Benjamin Barker
Sweeney Todd: Where’s Lucy? Where’s my wife?
Mrs. Lovett: She poisoned herself, [...]

Chuckles: I’m betting the Joker told you to kill me soon as we loaded the cash.
The Joker: No, no, no, no, I kill the bus driver.
Chuckles: Bus driver? What bus driver?
[a school bus drives through the wall and kills him]
Lucius Fox: Now that’s more like it, Mr. Wayne.
The Joker: Let’s put a smile [...]