Jane: I think you should just admit that you’re a big softy. That this whole cynical thing is just an act so that you can seem wounded, and mysterious, and sexy.
Kevin: [pause] . Woah, woah, woah. What was the last one?
Jane: What?
Kevin: Did you say sexy?
Jane: What?
Kevin: Do you think I’m sexy?
Jane: No.
Kevin: Its OK [...]

Lucy: What are you doing?
Henry: Nothing, I was just getting some lint off for you…
Lucy: You were going for a feelski!
Henry: All right, I’m sorry… But this is like the 23rd time we’ve made out already and… they’re getting blue!
Ten Second Tom: Aren’t you a little old to still be having wet dreams?
[memory erases]
Ten Second [...]

Journalist #1: Do you consider the book to be autobiographical?
Jesse: Uh, well, I mean… isn’t everything autobiographical?
Jesse: I’m designed to feel slightly dissatisfied!
Celine: One night I heard some noise on my fire excape, so I called 911. And the cops came eventually…
Jesse: Yeah like three hours later.
Celine: [laughing] Yeah, after I had been raped and [...]

[denying an official of the German National Bank entrance to the casino]
Rick: Your cash is good at the bar.
Banker: What? Do you know who I am?
Rick: I do. You’re lucky the bar’s open to you.
Ugarte: Heh, you know, watching you just now with the Deutsche Bank, one would think you’ve been doing this all [...]

Clementine: This is it, Joel. It’s going to be gone soon.
Joel: I know.
Clementine: What do we do?
Joel: Enjoy it.
Joel: Sand is overrated.
Mary: How happy is the blameless Vestal’s lot! / The world forgetting, by the world forgot / Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind! / Each pray’r accepted, and each wish resign’d.
Carrie: God, Rob! Give [...]

The Sacré-Coeur Boy: The fool looks at a finger that points at the sky.
[Mme. Wallace is reading an old letter from her long-deceased husband.]
Mme. Wallace: “When my sweet little weasel appears at the station…” Did anyone ever write you like that?
Amélie: No. I’m nobody’s little weasel.
Eva: Times are hard for dreamers.
Amélie Poulain: At least you’ll [...]

Forrest Gump: Hello… my name’s Forrest. Forrest Gump.
Lt. Dan: Gump, Have you found Jesus?
Forrest Gump: I didn’t know I was suppose to be looking for him, sir.
Forrest Gump: Stupid is what stupid does.
Forrest Gump: She got the cancer and died on a Tuesday.

Forrest: We was always taking long walks, and we was always looking for [...]

Dr. Meredith Grey: Did you let me scrub in for this operation because I slept with you?
Dr. Derek Shepherd: Yes.
[pause]
Dr. Derek Shepherd: Just kidding.
Katie Bryce: You are so lost.
Dr. Meredith Grey: I am not lost. Okay?
Dr. Derek Shepherd: It’s not the chase.
Dr. Meredith Grey: What?
Dr. Derek Shepherd: You and me. It is not the thrill [...]

Hitch: Always remember, life is not how many breaths you take, it’s how many moments take your breath away.
Vance: [after telling Hitch that he only wants a girl so he can sleep with her] No, I was told that you help guys get in there.
Hitch: Right, but see, here’s the thing – my clients actually [...]

Phillip Warren: I understand you’ve been an inspiration to Ben in more ways than one. And I must say, you look rather inspired yourself. There isn’t a diamond it the room that sparkles like a woman in love.
Andie: Oh, no, no. I’m not in love.
Phillip: No? I guess I was mistaken.
Andie: No, no. I mean… [...]

Sarah Whittle: Alan, you wrestled an alligator for me.
Alan Parrish: It was a crocodile. Alligators don’t have that little fringe on their hind leg.
Sarah Whittle: My mistake.
Alan Parrish: [in terror] “A hunter from the darkest wild… makes you feel just like a child.”
Sarah Whittle: What is it?
Alan Parrish: Van Pelt.
Alan Parrish: Are you [...]

Mark Loring: Why does everyone think yellow is gender neutral? I never knew a guy with a yellow room.
Juno MacGuff: …like it would be friggin’ sweet if no one hit me.
Juno MacGuff: And Bleeker is very good in… chair!
Juno MacGuff: I’m pregnant.
Paulie Bleeker: What should we do?
Juno MacGuff: Well, I should just… [...]

Dina Byrnes: [about their trailer] I call it “The Hilight of the Twilight”.
Dina Byrnes: Oh, Jack, isn’t it wonderful? The kids are *finally* getting married?
Jack Byrnes: [about Little Jack] Wait a second; I think he spoke!
[pushes Dina aside]
Jack Byrnes: Little Jack! Were you about to speak?
[Little Jack passes gas]
Jack Byrnes: It’s nothing, just a little [...]

Mission Commander Swanbeck: Mr. Hunt, this isn’t mission difficult, it’s mission impossible. “Difficult” should be a walk in the park for you.
Dr. Nekhorvich: Every search for a hero must begin with something which every hero requires, a villain.
Sean Ambrose: You know women, mate. Like monkeys, they are — won’t let go of one branch until [...]

Pete: Now, I’m not saying it was you.
Shaun: I know, man…
Pete: I’m saying it was Ed.
Shaun: Right.
Pete: I can’t live like this. I mean, just look at the state of it.
Shaun: Come and get it! It’s a running buffet!
[shouts]
Shaun: All you can eat!
Shaun: [in concerned tone] Mum, have you been bitten?
Barbara: No, but Philip [...]

[a girl gives a cup to Tristan]
Tristan: Thank you. I’m Tristan. What’s your name?
Girl Bernard: [with male voice] Bernard.
[goes away]
Tristan: [dazed just after returning to human form] Victoria!
Yvaine: I think I preferred “Mother.”
Yvaine: You have a Babylon candle?
Tristan: Yes, I have bubbling candle.
Tristan: You sort of, glitter now. Is it… Is it normal?
Yvaine: Let’s [...]

Evan: You changed your name to McLovin?
Seth: It doesn’t have a first name, it just says McLovin!
Evan: The guys either going think ‘here’s another guy with a fake ID’, or here’s McLovin, 25 year old Hawaiian organ donor.
Fogell: I am McLovin.
Seth: Momma’s making a pubie salad, and she wants some Seth’s own dressing.

Officer Slater: Ethnically, [...]

Young Allie: [lying in the middle of the street] What happens if a car comes?
Young Noah: We die
Allie: Did you write that?
Duke: No, that was Walt Whitman.
Allie: I think I knew him…
Duke: I think you did too.
Noah’s father (to Allie): Come on up here, darlin’. We could use a little sump’m around here besides the [...]

Rose:I feel as if I’m in a room screaming and no one even looks up.
Old Rose: It was the ship of dreams to everyone else. To me it was a slave ship, taking me back to America in chains. Outwardly, I was everything a well brought up girl should be. Inside, I was screaming.
Cal Hockley: [...]

Achilles: Before my time is over, I will look down upon your corpse and smile.
Achilles: [to his men] Myrmidons! My brothers of the sword! I would rather fight beside you than any army of thousands! Let no man forget how menacing we are, we are lions! Do you know what’s waiting beyond that beach? Immortality! [...]

Claire Cleary: What is true love?
John Beckwith: True love is your soul’s recognition of its counterpoint in another.
Claire Cleary: It’s a little cheesy but I like it.
John Beckwith: I read it on a bumper sticker!
Chazz Reinhold: Yeah, her boyfriend just died. In a hang-gliding accident! What an idiot! What a loser!
[sarcastically imitating dead boyfriend]
Chazz Reinhold: [...]

Male Coffee Shop Customer: (Nick has just talked Lola into a date) That was inspiring!
Nick Marshall: I know.
Nick Marshall: I don’t want that to be it. I don’t want that to be it at all.
Darcy McGuire: Then don’t let a little thing like me firing you stand in your way.
Nick Marshall: There’s way too much [...]