Jafar: Patience, Iago, patience. Gazeem was obviously less than worthy.
Iago: Oh, there’s a big surprise. That’s an incredible… I think I’m going to have a heart attack and die, from that surprise.
Genii: Thank you for chosing Magic Carpet for all your travel needs. Don’t stand till the rug has come to a complete stop. [...]

Theodore: [taps Dave's hand] Dave?
[he jumps up onto the bed]
Theodore: Are you awake?
David Seville: [awakens] I am now.
Theodore: I had a nightmare. Can… I sleep with you?
David Seville: Um…
Theodore: You won’t even know I’m here.
David Seville: Okay, sure. But stay on THAT side of the bed.
Theodore: Oh. Oh. o-okay.
Alvin, Simon, Theodore: [a capella] Where [...]

Senior Ed Bloom: Truth is, I’ve always been thirsty.
Edward: Now, you may well ask, since this lady fish wasn’t the ghost of a thief, why did it strike so quick on gold when nothing else would attract it? That was the lesson I learned that day, the day my son was born. He focuses his [...]

Bruce: B-E-A-utiful.
Bruce: We have a new record. Cue the cheesy inspirational music.
Vol Kowolski: I work in back, I see no smiles.
Bruce: I’m Bruce Nolan with Eyewitness Nose… Eyewitness Nose… that’s right!
Grace: You still have to go over there, the nurse is waiting.
Bruce: Oh, do I have to?
Grace: Oh, it’s not going to hurt. In fact [...]

Casper: All I want’s a friend.
Kat: [after everyone has left] Not bad for my first party, huh?
Casper: Couldn’t have been better.
Dr. Harvey: It ain’t over yet. BOYS!
[Ghostly Trio appears and starts playing Casper's song]
Casper: [kisses Kat's cheek]
Kat: Mmm, Casper close the window, its cold.
Casper: [sad face] Sure Kat.
[Dr Harvey pulls at the [...]

Willy Wonka: You can’t have your family hanging over you like an old, dead goose. No offense.
Grandpa George: None taken. Jerk.
Willy Wonka: [looking at silver hair] And in that moment I realized, “I must find a hair”.
Willy Wonka: [slams into glass elevator] I really need to remember where I park that thing.
Violet Beauregarde: [after stretching [...]

Kingpin: I’ll tell everyone what you are.
Daredevil: Yeah, tell them you got beat by a blind man too.
Daredevil: Hi. How you doing?
Jose Quesada: Didn’t you hear? I was acquitted.
Daredevil: Not by me.

Ben Urich: Go get ‘em Matt.
Daredevil: Hey, that light at the end of the tunnel? Guess what? That’s not heaven. That’s the ‘C’ train!
Kingpin: [...]

Billy Hitchcock: There they go, here we stay.
[as he watches the plane take off and then explode]
Carter: I’m never gonna die!
Clear Rivers: [gesturing toward artwork] Do you know what this is?
Alex Browning: This is… this is springy head guy.
Clear Rivers: It’s you Alex, and how you make me feel.
Alex Browning: I’m sorry.
Billy Hitchcock: [Wondering who [...]

Dumbledore: Silence!
Sorting Hat: Another Weasley hey? I know just what to do with you… GRYFFINDOR!
Hermione: You’ve got dirt on your nose. Did you know? Just there.
[after catching Harry scribbling on his paper]
Professor Severus Snape: Tell me, what would I get if I added powdered root of asphodel to an infusion of wormwood?
[Harry doesn't answer]
Professor Severus [...]

Kids: Ruf-io, Ru-fio, Ru-fio. Ru-fi-ooooooooooooo.
Peter Banning: [Jack is angry at his Dad and tossing his baseball to the ceiling and catching it] Will you stop doing that? You could break a window
Jack: It’s double layered, it won’t break!
[he demonstrates his point by banging his ball against the glass]
Peter Banning: [confiscating the ball] Give me [...]

Cindy Lou Who: We’re gonna crash!
The Grinch: Now you listen to me, young lady! Even if we’re *horribly mangled*, there’ll be no sad faces on Christmas.
The Grinch: Am I just eating because I’m bored?
The Grinch: Well, pucker up and kiss it, Whoville.
[puts mistletoe up to his butt and makes a taunting noise as [...]

Sarah Whittle: Alan, you wrestled an alligator for me.
Alan Parrish: It was a crocodile. Alligators don’t have that little fringe on their hind leg.
Sarah Whittle: My mistake.
Alan Parrish: [in terror] “A hunter from the darkest wild… makes you feel just like a child.”
Sarah Whittle: What is it?
Alan Parrish: Van Pelt.
Alan Parrish: Are you [...]

Barbossa: You’re supposed to be dead!
Jack Sparrow: Am I not?
Elizabeth: I’m not entirely sure that I’ve had enough rum to allow that kind of talk.
Elizabeth Swann: Captain Barbossa, I am here to negotiate the cessation of hostilities against Port Royal.
Jack Sparrow: Wherever we want to go, we go. That’s what a ship is, you know. [...]

Rodney Copperbottom: But you’re Bigweld. You can fix anything.
Bigweld: I used to think so. To me the company was about making life better, but to Ratchet, it was making money that came first. I became old-fashioned, and outmode. Ratchet beat me, and he’s gonna beat you.
Rodney Copperbottom: But…
Bigweld: The world you’re looking for no longer [...]

Ichabod Crane: We take the Indian Trail to the Tree of the Dead.
Young Masbath: How will we recognize it?
Ichabod Crane: Without difficulty, I rather fear. Then climb down to the Horseman’s resting place.
Young Masbath: His camp?
Ichabod Crane: His grave.
Ichabod Crane: Yes I think you loved me that day when you followed me into the [...]

[a girl gives a cup to Tristan]
Tristan: Thank you. I’m Tristan. What’s your name?
Girl Bernard: [with male voice] Bernard.
[goes away]
Tristan: [dazed just after returning to human form] Victoria!
Yvaine: I think I preferred “Mother.”
Yvaine: You have a Babylon candle?
Tristan: Yes, I have bubbling candle.
Tristan: You sort of, glitter now. Is it… Is it normal?
Yvaine: Let’s [...]

Helen Parr: Everyone is special, Dash.
Dash Parr: Which is another way of saying no one is.
Edna Mode: Luck favors the prepaired.
Edna Mode: I never look back, darling. It distracts from the now.
Dash: We’re dead! We’re dead! We survived but we’re dead!
Edna Mode: My God, you’ve gotten fat. Come in, come, come!
Mr. Incredible: Reliving the glory [...]

Elrond: Men are weak. The Blood of Numenor is all but spent, its pride and dignity forgotten. It is because of Men the Ring survives.
Gandalf: But we still have time. Time enough to counter Sauron if we act quickly.
Saruman: Time? What time do you think we have?
Sam: I made a promise, Mr Frodo. A promise. [...]

Jack Skellington: Eureka! This year Christmas will be ours!
Santa: Twas a long time ago, longer now than it seems in a place perhaps you’ve seen in your dreams. For the story you’re about to be told began with the holiday worlds of auld. Now you’ve probably wondered where holidays come from. If you haven’t I’d [...]

The Conductor: Well, ya comin’?
The Boy: Where?
The Conductor: To the North Pole, of course! This is the Polar Express!
The Conductor: The thing about trains… it doesn’t matter where they’re going. What matters is deciding to get on.
Hobo: One more thing… do you believe in ghosts?
The Boy: [shakes head no]
Hobo: [in a sinister tone] [...]

Jessie: [To Woody] YEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! ITS YOU! ITS YOU! ITS REALLY YOU!!!!
Jessie: You never forget kids like Emily, or Andy, but they forget you.
Mr. Potato Head: Pizza, anyone?
Rex: I can’t look! Could somebody please cover my eyes?!
Slinky Dog: I may not be a smart dog, but I know what roadkill is.
Emperor Zurg: We meet again Buzz [...]

Male Coffee Shop Customer: (Nick has just talked Lola into a date) That was inspiring!
Nick Marshall: I know.
Nick Marshall: I don’t want that to be it. I don’t want that to be it at all.
Darcy McGuire: Then don’t let a little thing like me firing you stand in your way.
Nick Marshall: There’s way too much [...]