Jafar: Patience, Iago, patience. Gazeem was obviously less than worthy.
Iago: Oh, there’s a big surprise. That’s an incredible… I think I’m going to have a heart attack and die, from that surprise.
Genii: Thank you for chosing Magic Carpet for all your travel needs. Don’t stand till the rug has come to a complete stop. [...]

Theodore: [taps Dave's hand] Dave?
[he jumps up onto the bed]
Theodore: Are you awake?
David Seville: [awakens] I am now.
Theodore: I had a nightmare. Can… I sleep with you?
David Seville: Um…
Theodore: You won’t even know I’m here.
David Seville: Okay, sure. But stay on THAT side of the bed.
Theodore: Oh. Oh. o-okay.
Alvin, Simon, Theodore: [a capella] Where [...]

Casper: All I want’s a friend.
Kat: [after everyone has left] Not bad for my first party, huh?
Casper: Couldn’t have been better.
Dr. Harvey: It ain’t over yet. BOYS!
[Ghostly Trio appears and starts playing Casper's song]
Casper: [kisses Kat's cheek]
Kat: Mmm, Casper close the window, its cold.
Casper: [sad face] Sure Kat.
[Dr Harvey pulls at the [...]

Willy Wonka: You can’t have your family hanging over you like an old, dead goose. No offense.
Grandpa George: None taken. Jerk.
Willy Wonka: [looking at silver hair] And in that moment I realized, “I must find a hair”.
Willy Wonka: [slams into glass elevator] I really need to remember where I park that thing.
Violet Beauregarde: [after stretching [...]

Sharks: [reciting] I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself. Fish are friends, not food.
Marlin: Good feeling’s gone.
Dory: [Reading a door] Hey, look. “Esc-a-pay”. Hey, it’s spelled just like escape.
Marlin: It’s because I like you, I don’t want to be with [...]

Michael Llewelyn Davies: Excuse me, sir, you’re standing on my sleeve.
J.M. Barrie: [moves his foot and looks down to face Michael] Am I? So sorry. I might point out you’re lying under my bench.
J.M. Barrie: In punishment for lack of an interesting pirate name, Peter shall walk the plank.
Charles Frohman: [talking about plans for Peter [...]

Lovelace: Enraged by their indifference, he followed them long after they had gone from his sight. He swam further than any of us had before, past all hope of return. Swept up by the currents, he was carried endlessly, across vast oceans, to worlds unknown.
Norma Jean: You know what? We’re going to have a graduation [...]

Dumbledore: Silence!
Sorting Hat: Another Weasley hey? I know just what to do with you… GRYFFINDOR!
Hermione: You’ve got dirt on your nose. Did you know? Just there.
[after catching Harry scribbling on his paper]
Professor Severus Snape: Tell me, what would I get if I added powdered root of asphodel to an infusion of wormwood?
[Harry doesn't answer]
Professor Severus [...]

Kids: Ruf-io, Ru-fio, Ru-fio. Ru-fi-ooooooooooooo.
Peter Banning: [Jack is angry at his Dad and tossing his baseball to the ceiling and catching it] Will you stop doing that? You could break a window
Jack: It’s double layered, it won’t break!
[he demonstrates his point by banging his ball against the glass]
Peter Banning: [confiscating the ball] Give me [...]

Cindy Lou Who: We’re gonna crash!
The Grinch: Now you listen to me, young lady! Even if we’re *horribly mangled*, there’ll be no sad faces on Christmas.
The Grinch: Am I just eating because I’m bored?
The Grinch: Well, pucker up and kiss it, Whoville.
[puts mistletoe up to his butt and makes a taunting noise as [...]

Sarah Whittle: Alan, you wrestled an alligator for me.
Alan Parrish: It was a crocodile. Alligators don’t have that little fringe on their hind leg.
Sarah Whittle: My mistake.
Alan Parrish: [in terror] “A hunter from the darkest wild… makes you feel just like a child.”
Sarah Whittle: What is it?
Alan Parrish: Van Pelt.
Alan Parrish: Are you [...]

Gusteau: Food always comes to those who love to cook.
Remy: Paris? All this time I’ve been underneath Paris?
Horst: I robbed the second largest bank in France using only a ball-point pen.
Skinner: Welcome to hell.
Colette: We don’t mean to be rude, but… we’re French.
Remy: We’re thieves, and what we’re stealing is, let’s be honest, garbage.
Django: It’s [...]

Rodney Copperbottom: But you’re Bigweld. You can fix anything.
Bigweld: I used to think so. To me the company was about making life better, but to Ratchet, it was making money that came first. I became old-fashioned, and outmode. Ratchet beat me, and he’s gonna beat you.
Rodney Copperbottom: But…
Bigweld: The world you’re looking for no longer [...]

Helen Parr: Everyone is special, Dash.
Dash Parr: Which is another way of saying no one is.
Edna Mode: Luck favors the prepaired.
Edna Mode: I never look back, darling. It distracts from the now.
Dash: We’re dead! We’re dead! We survived but we’re dead!
Edna Mode: My God, you’ve gotten fat. Come in, come, come!
Mr. Incredible: Reliving the glory [...]

Jack Skellington: Eureka! This year Christmas will be ours!
Santa: Twas a long time ago, longer now than it seems in a place perhaps you’ve seen in your dreams. For the story you’re about to be told began with the holiday worlds of auld. Now you’ve probably wondered where holidays come from. If you haven’t I’d [...]

Seth Plummer: Oh, bite me.
Shane Wolfe: [to Zoe's boyfriend, Scott] Give me twenty!
[Scott pulls out his wallet]
Shane Wolfe: I mean push-ups!
Shane Wolfe: [to Mrs. Plummer] Ma’am, I’ve dealt with…
[Gary bites his ear]
Shane Wolfe: OW! Oh my God!
Julie Plummer: Sorry! That’s Gary.
Seth Plummer: [Shane kicks in Seth's bedroom door - Seth exits the bathroom] Oh my [...]

The Conductor: Well, ya comin’?
The Boy: Where?
The Conductor: To the North Pole, of course! This is the Polar Express!
The Conductor: The thing about trains… it doesn’t matter where they’re going. What matters is deciding to get on.
Hobo: One more thing… do you believe in ghosts?
The Boy: [shakes head no]
Hobo: [in a sinister tone] [...]

Jessie: [To Woody] YEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! ITS YOU! ITS YOU! ITS REALLY YOU!!!!
Jessie: You never forget kids like Emily, or Andy, but they forget you.
Mr. Potato Head: Pizza, anyone?
Rex: I can’t look! Could somebody please cover my eyes?!
Slinky Dog: I may not be a smart dog, but I know what roadkill is.
Emperor Zurg: We meet again Buzz [...]