Mark Loring: Why does everyone think yellow is gender neutral? I never knew a guy with a yellow room.
Juno MacGuff: …like it would be friggin’ sweet if no one hit me.
Juno MacGuff: And Bleeker is very good in… chair!
Juno MacGuff: I’m pregnant.
Paulie Bleeker: What should we do?
Juno MacGuff: Well, I should just… [...]

The Bride: How did you find me?
Bill: [off screen] I’m the man.
The Bride: It’s mercy, compassion, and forgiveness I lack—not rationality.
The Bride: Then give me one of these.
Hattori Hanzo: These are not for sale.
The Bride: I didn’t say “sell me”. I said “give me”.
The bride: Looked dead, didn’t I? Well I wasn’t, but it wasn’t [...]

Jack Driscoll: Taxi! Follow that ape!
Carl Denham: Fay! What about Fay? Fay’s a size 4!
Preston: She’s already filming something for RKO.
Carl Denham: Cooper.
Jack Driscoll: Actors! They travel the world, and all they see is a mirror.
[Jack Driscoll must sleep in a cage where animals slept]
Captain Englehorn: So what are you, Mr. Driscoll, a lion, or [...]

Saigo: He studied the Americans. So he knows how to beat them.
General Tadamichi Kuribayashi: Everything happens in threes.
General Tadamichi Kuribayashi: You are quite a soldier
Saigo: No, just a simple baker
Baron Nishi: This is a picture of me and my horse champion.
Sam: [Sam smiles and chuckles] No kidding. Oklahoma, it’s where I’m from.
Baron Nishi: Takeichi.
Sam: Sam.
[Both [...]

Pageant Official Jenkins: What in the world?
Dwayne: I wish I could just sleep until I was eighteen and skip all this crap-high school and everything-just skip it.
Edwin: Olive, Richard’s an idiot. I like a woman with a little meat on her bones.
Sheryl: What did he say?
Richard: I’ll tell you when I regain consciousness.
Edwin: You’re the [...]

Frankie Dunn: Well, maybe…someone ought to count to ten.
Maggie: You’re gonna leave me again?
Frankie: Never.
Eddie Scrap-Iron Dupris: If there’s magic in boxing, it’s the magic of fighting battles beyond endurance, beyond cracked ribs, ruptured kidneys and detached retinas. It’s the magic of risking everything for a dream that nobody sees but you.
Frankie Dunn: You forgot [...]

Sean Devine: The reality is we’re still 11 year old boys locked in a cellar imagining what our lives would have been if we’d escaped.
Annabeth Markum: Celeste called looking for you. She was worried something might happen. She told me about Dave. Told me what she told you. What kind of wive says those things [...]

Carson Wells: I was wondering…
Man who hires Wells: Yes?
Carson Wells: Could you validate my parking ticket?
Man who hires Wells: An attempt at humor, I suppose.
Carson Wells: I’m sorry… You know, I counted the floors to this building from the street.
Man who hires Wells: [sighs] And?
Carson Wells: There’s one missing.
Man who hires Wells: [sarcastically] We’ll look [...]

Dae-su Oh: Revenge is good for your health, but pain will find you again.
Woo-jin Lee: And now… now, what joy will I have left to live for?
Mi-do: Dae Su. In front of me is some kind of box. He’s telling me to open it. It’s the same violet box…
Dae-su Oh: No! No Mi-do don’t. [...]

Limbo: Apes in cages… right!
Lt. Col.Grace Alexander: What? Was the Homo sapien mean to you again? We all know its just rocket envy, don’t we?
Captain Leo Davidson: Ever consider an actual boyfriend?
Lt. Col.Grace Alexander: You mean do I enjoy being miserable? No thanks, I’ll stick with my chimps.
Limbo: The young ones make great pets. Just [...]

Theodore “T-Bag” Bagwell: [about the rising temperature in the cells] Not that hot?
[he points to an African American cellmate]
Theodore “T-Bag” Bagwell: When this guy woke up, he was white!
Michael: Don’t make me lie to you.
Theodore “T-Bag” Bagwell: May-Tag’s in the ground because of that piece of detritus.
Michael: Van Gogh over there is my new cellmate.
Sucre: [...]

Jules: I wouldn’t go so far as to call the brother fat, I mean he got a weight problem. What’s the nigger gonna do? He’s Samoan.
Jules Winnfield id you see the size of that gun he fired at us? It was bigger than him.
Fabienne: Whose motorcycle is this?
Butch: It’s a chopper, baby.
Fabienne: Whose chopper [...]

Tappy Tibbons: Now we come to step three. This… drives… most… people… crazy.
Sara Goldfarb: I’m somebody now, Harry. Everybody likes me. Soon, millions of people will see me and they’ll all like me. I’ll tell them about you, and your father, how good he was to us. Remember? It’s a reason to get up in [...]

Dieter: No, I never wanted to go to war. I just wanted to fly.
Duane: You’re a strange bird, Dieter. A man tries to kill you and you want his job.
Dieter: When something is empty, fill it. When something is full, empty it. When you have an itch, scratch it.
Duane: [looking at the smoking remains of [...]

Nice Guy Eddie: We got places all over the place.
Mr. White: If you shoot me in a dream you better wake up and apologise.
Mr. Orange: Which one is “True Blue?”
Mr. Pink: You kill anybody?
Mr. White: A few cops.
Mr. Pink: No real people?
Mr. White: Just cops.
Joe: Nevermind what you would normally do, just cough in your [...]

Itzhak Stern: The standard SS rate for skilled Jewish workers is seven marks a day, five for unskilled and women. This is what you pay to the Reich Economic Office. The Jews themselves receive nothing. Poles you pay wages. Generally, they get a little more. Are you listening?
Oskar Schindler: What was that about the SS? [...]

[a grenade lands at his feet] Dwight: And everything seemed to be going so well.
Cardinal Roark: Kevin?
Marv: What’s left of him, anyway. The dog ate the rest.
Wendy: [to Marv] You can call me Goldie.
Dwight: She doesn’t quite chop his head off. She makes a Pez dispenser out of him.
Dwight: Most people think Marv is [...]

Sweeney Todd: Where is Lucy? Where is my wife?
Mrs. Lovett: She poisoned herself. Arsenic from the apothecary around the corner… and he’s got your daughter.
Sweeney Todd: He? Judge Turpin?
Sweeney Todd: Noooooo! Would no one have mercy on her?
Mrs. Lovett: So it’s you. Benjamin Barker
Sweeney Todd: Where’s Lucy? Where’s my wife?
Mrs. Lovett: She poisoned herself, [...]

Chuckles: I’m betting the Joker told you to kill me soon as we loaded the cash.
The Joker: No, no, no, no, I kill the bus driver.
Chuckles: Bus driver? What bus driver?
[a school bus drives through the wall and kills him]
Lucius Fox: Now that’s more like it, Mr. Wayne.
The Joker: Let’s put a smile [...]

Frank Costello: When I was your age they used to say you could become cops or criminals. What I’m saying to you is this… When you’re facing a loaded gun, what’s the difference?
Frank Costello: Jeez. She fell funny. [chuckles at the dead body]
Mr. French: Francis, you really should see somebody
Oliver Queenan: What I’m asking you [...]

Kay Adams: Michael, is it true? Did you have Carlo murdered?
Michael: Don’t ask me about my business, Kay.
Tessio: Tom, can you get me off the hook? For old times sake?
Tom: Can’t do it, Saly
Al Pacino (Michael): I’ll make him an offer he can’t refuse.
Tom Hagen: Sonny…?
Calo: In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns.
Clemenza: Leave [...]

Kay: It made me think of what you once told me: “In five years the Corleone family will be completely legitimate.” That was seven years ago.
Michael Corleone: I know. I’m trying, darling.
Michael Corleone: I don’t feel I have to wipe everybody out, Tom. Just my enemies.
Don Michael Corleone: Keep your friends close, but your enemies [...]

[after Crewe decides to come back to the game]
Turley: I’m glad you’re back, now I don’t have to stab you.
[after inmates score touchdown on trick play]
Guard Lambert: Is that legal?
Paul ‘Wrecking’ Crewe: Yes, it is.
Guard Lambert: Is that a touchdown?
Paul ‘Wrecking’ Crewe: Yes, it is.
Guard Lambert: Oh, goddamn it!
Paul ‘Wrecking’ Crewe: [to the [...]

Young Allie: [lying in the middle of the street] What happens if a car comes?
Young Noah: We die
Allie: Did you write that?
Duke: No, that was Walt Whitman.
Allie: I think I knew him…
Duke: I think you did too.
Noah’s father (to Allie): Come on up here, darlin’. We could use a little sump’m around here besides the [...]

Father: Well, to tell you the truth, I thought it would be worse.
Wladyslaw Szpilman: It’s a funny time to say this, but…
[trailing off]
Halina: What?
Wladyslaw Szpilman: I wish I knew you better.
Radio announcer: Poland is no longer alone.
Captain Wilm Hosenfeld: What is your name? So I can listen for you.
Wladyslaw Szpilman: My name is Szpilman.
Captain Wilm [...]

Robert Angier: I never thought I’d find an answer at the bottom of a pint glass.
Cutter: Hasn’t stopped you looking, has it?
Robert Angier: Would I be the man in the box? Or the man in the prestige?
Cutter: You’re a magician, not a wizard.
Alfred Borden: Are you watching closely?
Cutter: Now you’re looking for the secret… but [...]

Red: Get busy living… or get busy dying. That’s god damn right.
Red: They send you here for life… and that’s exactly what they take.
Red: There must be a con like me in every prison in America. I’m the guy who can get it for you. Cigarettes, a bag of reefer if that’s your thing, a [...]

Dean: What do you think, Scully; want to check it out?
Sam: I’m not Scully; you’re Scully.
Dean: No, I’m Mulder. You’re a red-headed woman.
Verbal Kint: I just can’t believe we’re going to walk into certain death.
Fenster: I say I’ll flip ya.
Hockney: You’ll what?
Fenster: Flip ya, flip ya for real.
Keaton: His name is Verbal. Verbal Kint.
McManus: Verbal?
Keaton: [...]

Fletcher Hamilton: H.W. okay?
Plainview: No. He isn’t.
Plainview: Are you an angry man, Henry?
Henry Brands: About what?
Plainview: Are you envious? Do you get envious?
Henry Brands: I don’t think so. No.
Plainview: I have a competition in me. I want no one else to succeed. I hate most people.
Henry Brands: That part of me is gone… working [...]

Achilles: Before my time is over, I will look down upon your corpse and smile.
Achilles: [to his men] Myrmidons! My brothers of the sword! I would rather fight beside you than any army of thousands! Let no man forget how menacing we are, we are lions! Do you know what’s waiting beyond that beach? Immortality! [...]