Jane: I think you should just admit that you’re a big softy. That this whole cynical thing is just an act so that you can seem wounded, and mysterious, and sexy.
Kevin: [pause] . Woah, woah, woah. What was the last one?
Jane: What?
Kevin: Did you say sexy?
Jane: What?
Kevin: Do you think I’m sexy?
Jane: No.
Kevin: Its OK [...]

Lucy: What are you doing?
Henry: Nothing, I was just getting some lint off for you…
Lucy: You were going for a feelski!
Henry: All right, I’m sorry… But this is like the 23rd time we’ve made out already and… they’re getting blue!
Ten Second Tom: Aren’t you a little old to still be having wet dreams?
[memory erases]
Ten Second [...]

John Laroche: Who’s gonna play me? I think I should play me.
Donald Kaufman: McKee says we all have to realize we write in a genre, so we must find originality within that genre. Did you know that there hasn’t been a new genre since Fellini invented the mockumentary…? My genre’s thriller, what’s yours?
Donald Kaufman: You [...]

Jafar: Patience, Iago, patience. Gazeem was obviously less than worthy.
Iago: Oh, there’s a big surprise. That’s an incredible… I think I’m going to have a heart attack and die, from that surprise.
Genii: Thank you for chosing Magic Carpet for all your travel needs. Don’t stand till the rug has come to a complete stop. [...]

Theodore: [taps Dave's hand] Dave?
[he jumps up onto the bed]
Theodore: Are you awake?
David Seville: [awakens] I am now.
Theodore: I had a nightmare. Can… I sleep with you?
David Seville: Um…
Theodore: You won’t even know I’m here.
David Seville: Okay, sure. But stay on THAT side of the bed.
Theodore: Oh. Oh. o-okay.
Alvin, Simon, Theodore: [a capella] Where [...]

Ron Burgundy: I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly…
Champ Kind: The bottom line is you’ve been spending a lot of time with this lady, Ron. You’re a member of the Channel Four News Team.
Ron Burgundy: That’s a given.
Champ Kind: We need you. Hell, I need you. I’m a [...]

Marty McFly: [Upon arriving in 1985] Everything looks great!
George McFly: Lorraine, my density has bought me to you.
Lorraine Baines: What?
George McFly: Oh, what I meant to say was…
Lorraine Baines: Wait a minute, don’t I know you from somewhere?
George McFly: Yes. Yes. I’m George, George McFly. I’m your density. I mean… your destiny.

Marty McFly: Well you’re [...]

Jerry: My brain’s been paranized!
Mike: [to Jerry as they begin to remake Ghost Busters] I’m Bill Murray, you’re everybody else.
Jerry: I will shoot you. And I know robot karate!
Jerry: Have you seen Elvis lately?
Wilson: Are you the Key Holder or the Gate Keeper?
Jerry: That’s the lamest excuse I’ve ever heard! [...]

Senior Ed Bloom: Truth is, I’ve always been thirsty.
Edward: Now, you may well ask, since this lady fish wasn’t the ghost of a thief, why did it strike so quick on gold when nothing else would attract it? That was the lesson I learned that day, the day my son was born. He focuses his [...]

Bruce: B-E-A-utiful.
Bruce: We have a new record. Cue the cheesy inspirational music.
Vol Kowolski: I work in back, I see no smiles.
Bruce: I’m Bruce Nolan with Eyewitness Nose… Eyewitness Nose… that’s right!
Grace: You still have to go over there, the nurse is waiting.
Bruce: Oh, do I have to?
Grace: Oh, it’s not going to hurt. In fact [...]

Casper: All I want’s a friend.
Kat: [after everyone has left] Not bad for my first party, huh?
Casper: Couldn’t have been better.
Dr. Harvey: It ain’t over yet. BOYS!
[Ghostly Trio appears and starts playing Casper's song]
Casper: [kisses Kat's cheek]
Kat: Mmm, Casper close the window, its cold.
Casper: [sad face] Sure Kat.
[Dr Harvey pulls at the [...]

Willy Wonka: You can’t have your family hanging over you like an old, dead goose. No offense.
Grandpa George: None taken. Jerk.
Willy Wonka: [looking at silver hair] And in that moment I realized, “I must find a hair”.
Willy Wonka: [slams into glass elevator] I really need to remember where I park that thing.
Violet Beauregarde: [after stretching [...]

Lloyd: [Harry is choking him barehanded on a picnic table in Aspen] Harry-you’re hands are freezing!
Harry: You sold my dead bird to a blind kid?
Harry: Who’s got the foot long?
Lloyd: That’s a lovely accent you have. New Jersey?
Lady at bus stop: Austria.
Lloyd: Austria! Well, then. G’day mate! Let’s put another shrimp on [...]

The Sacré-Coeur Boy: The fool looks at a finger that points at the sky.
[Mme. Wallace is reading an old letter from her long-deceased husband.]
Mme. Wallace: “When my sweet little weasel appears at the station…” Did anyone ever write you like that?
Amélie: No. I’m nobody’s little weasel.
Eva: Times are hard for dreamers.
Amélie Poulain: At least you’ll [...]

Sharks: [reciting] I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself. Fish are friends, not food.
Marlin: Good feeling’s gone.
Dory: [Reading a door] Hey, look. “Esc-a-pay”. Hey, it’s spelled just like escape.
Marlin: It’s because I like you, I don’t want to be with [...]

Forrest Gump: Hello… my name’s Forrest. Forrest Gump.
Lt. Dan: Gump, Have you found Jesus?
Forrest Gump: I didn’t know I was suppose to be looking for him, sir.
Forrest Gump: Stupid is what stupid does.
Forrest Gump: She got the cancer and died on a Tuesday.

Forrest: We was always taking long walks, and we was always looking for [...]

Dr. Meredith Grey: Did you let me scrub in for this operation because I slept with you?
Dr. Derek Shepherd: Yes.
[pause]
Dr. Derek Shepherd: Just kidding.
Katie Bryce: You are so lost.
Dr. Meredith Grey: I am not lost. Okay?
Dr. Derek Shepherd: It’s not the chase.
Dr. Meredith Grey: What?
Dr. Derek Shepherd: You and me. It is not the thrill [...]

Lovelace: Enraged by their indifference, he followed them long after they had gone from his sight. He swam further than any of us had before, past all hope of return. Swept up by the currents, he was carried endlessly, across vast oceans, to worlds unknown.
Norma Jean: You know what? We’re going to have a graduation [...]

Hitch: Always remember, life is not how many breaths you take, it’s how many moments take your breath away.
Vance: [after telling Hitch that he only wants a girl so he can sleep with her] No, I was told that you help guys get in there.
Hitch: Right, but see, here’s the thing – my clients actually [...]

Kids: Ruf-io, Ru-fio, Ru-fio. Ru-fi-ooooooooooooo.
Peter Banning: [Jack is angry at his Dad and tossing his baseball to the ceiling and catching it] Will you stop doing that? You could break a window
Jack: It’s double layered, it won’t break!
[he demonstrates his point by banging his ball against the glass]
Peter Banning: [confiscating the ball] Give me [...]

DS Andy Wainwright: It’s alright, Andy! It’s just bolognaise!
Simon Skinner, Nicholas Angel: SWAN!
Joyce Cooper: FASCIST!
Nicholas Angel: Hag!
DS Andy Wainwright: You do know there are more guns in the country than there are in the city.
DS Andy Cartwright: Everyone and their mums is packin’ round here!
Nicholas Angel: Like who?
DS Andy Wainwright: Farmers.
Nicholas Angel: Who else?
DS Andy [...]

Cindy Lou Who: We’re gonna crash!
The Grinch: Now you listen to me, young lady! Even if we’re *horribly mangled*, there’ll be no sad faces on Christmas.
The Grinch: Am I just eating because I’m bored?
The Grinch: Well, pucker up and kiss it, Whoville.
[puts mistletoe up to his butt and makes a taunting noise as [...]

Phillip Warren: I understand you’ve been an inspiration to Ben in more ways than one. And I must say, you look rather inspired yourself. There isn’t a diamond it the room that sparkles like a woman in love.
Andie: Oh, no, no. I’m not in love.
Phillip: No? I guess I was mistaken.
Andie: No, no. I mean… [...]

Sarah Whittle: Alan, you wrestled an alligator for me.
Alan Parrish: It was a crocodile. Alligators don’t have that little fringe on their hind leg.
Sarah Whittle: My mistake.
Alan Parrish: [in terror] “A hunter from the darkest wild… makes you feel just like a child.”
Sarah Whittle: What is it?
Alan Parrish: Van Pelt.
Alan Parrish: Are you [...]

Mark Loring: Why does everyone think yellow is gender neutral? I never knew a guy with a yellow room.
Juno MacGuff: …like it would be friggin’ sweet if no one hit me.
Juno MacGuff: And Bleeker is very good in… chair!
Juno MacGuff: I’m pregnant.
Paulie Bleeker: What should we do?
Juno MacGuff: Well, I should just… [...]

Pageant Official Jenkins: What in the world?
Dwayne: I wish I could just sleep until I was eighteen and skip all this crap-high school and everything-just skip it.
Edwin: Olive, Richard’s an idiot. I like a woman with a little meat on her bones.
Sheryl: What did he say?
Richard: I’ll tell you when I regain consciousness.
Edwin: You’re the [...]

Dina Byrnes: [about their trailer] I call it “The Hilight of the Twilight”.
Dina Byrnes: Oh, Jack, isn’t it wonderful? The kids are *finally* getting married?
Jack Byrnes: [about Little Jack] Wait a second; I think he spoke!
[pushes Dina aside]
Jack Byrnes: Little Jack! Were you about to speak?
[Little Jack passes gas]
Jack Byrnes: It’s nothing, just a little [...]

Barbossa: You’re supposed to be dead!
Jack Sparrow: Am I not?
Elizabeth: I’m not entirely sure that I’ve had enough rum to allow that kind of talk.
Elizabeth Swann: Captain Barbossa, I am here to negotiate the cessation of hostilities against Port Royal.
Jack Sparrow: Wherever we want to go, we go. That’s what a ship is, you know. [...]

Gusteau: Food always comes to those who love to cook.
Remy: Paris? All this time I’ve been underneath Paris?
Horst: I robbed the second largest bank in France using only a ball-point pen.
Skinner: Welcome to hell.
Colette: We don’t mean to be rude, but… we’re French.
Remy: We’re thieves, and what we’re stealing is, let’s be honest, garbage.
Django: It’s [...]

Rodney Copperbottom: But you’re Bigweld. You can fix anything.
Bigweld: I used to think so. To me the company was about making life better, but to Ratchet, it was making money that came first. I became old-fashioned, and outmode. Ratchet beat me, and he’s gonna beat you.
Rodney Copperbottom: But…
Bigweld: The world you’re looking for no longer [...]