Jafar: Patience, Iago, patience. Gazeem was obviously less than worthy.
Iago: Oh, there’s a big surprise. That’s an incredible… I think I’m going to have a heart attack and die, from that surprise.
Genii: Thank you for chosing Magic Carpet for all your travel needs. Don’t stand till the rug has come to a complete stop. [...]

Marty McFly: [Upon arriving in 1985] Everything looks great!
George McFly: Lorraine, my density has bought me to you.
Lorraine Baines: What?
George McFly: Oh, what I meant to say was…
Lorraine Baines: Wait a minute, don’t I know you from somewhere?
George McFly: Yes. Yes. I’m George, George McFly. I’m your density. I mean… your destiny.

Marty McFly: Well you’re [...]

Jumpy Thug: [screams] Where are you?
Batman: [appears upside-down behind him, whispering] Here.
Bruce Wayne: I seek… a means to fight injustice. To turn fear against those who prey on the fearful.
Rachel Dawes: You could die. At least tell me your name.
Bruce Wayne: It’s not who I am underneath, but what I *do* that defines me.
Gordon: I [...]

Senior Ed Bloom: Truth is, I’ve always been thirsty.
Edward: Now, you may well ask, since this lady fish wasn’t the ghost of a thief, why did it strike so quick on gold when nothing else would attract it? That was the lesson I learned that day, the day my son was born. He focuses his [...]

James Bond: Stop touching your ear.
Carter: Sorry?
James Bond: Put your hand down!
James Bond: So you want me to be half-monk, half-hitman.
M: Any thug can kill. I need you to take your ego out of the equation.
Vesper Lynd: Am I going to have a problem with you, Mr. Bond?
James Bond: No, don’t worry, you’re not my [...]

Willy Wonka: You can’t have your family hanging over you like an old, dead goose. No offense.
Grandpa George: None taken. Jerk.
Willy Wonka: [looking at silver hair] And in that moment I realized, “I must find a hair”.
Willy Wonka: [slams into glass elevator] I really need to remember where I park that thing.
Violet Beauregarde: [after stretching [...]

Julian Taylor: You’re smoking?
Theodore Faron: Yeah; it’s not working.
Jasper: Your baby is the miracle the whole world has been waiting for.
Theodore Faron: You’re a fascist pig!
Theodore Faron: I can’t really remember when I last had any hope, and I certainly can’t remember when anyone else did either. Because really, since women stopped being able to [...]

John Dunbar: [to his army captors who are interrogating him, in Lakota] My name is Dances with Wolves. I will not talk to you anymore. You are not worth talking to.
[talking about the white men coming]
Kicking Bird: How many?
John Dunbar: Like the stars.
John Dunbar: As I heard my Sioux name called out over [...]

Sharks: [reciting] I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself. Fish are friends, not food.
Marlin: Good feeling’s gone.
Dory: [Reading a door] Hey, look. “Esc-a-pay”. Hey, it’s spelled just like escape.
Marlin: It’s because I like you, I don’t want to be with [...]

Lucilla: Today I saw a slave become more powerful than the Emperor of Rome.
Lucilla: My brother hates all the world and you most of all.
Maximus: Because your father chose me.
Lucilla: No. Because my father loved you. And because I loved you.
Proximo:I know that you are a man of your word, General. I know that you [...]

Lovelace: Enraged by their indifference, he followed them long after they had gone from his sight. He swam further than any of us had before, past all hope of return. Swept up by the currents, he was carried endlessly, across vast oceans, to worlds unknown.
Norma Jean: You know what? We’re going to have a graduation [...]

Dumbledore: Silence!
Sorting Hat: Another Weasley hey? I know just what to do with you… GRYFFINDOR!
Hermione: You’ve got dirt on your nose. Did you know? Just there.
[after catching Harry scribbling on his paper]
Professor Severus Snape: Tell me, what would I get if I added powdered root of asphodel to an infusion of wormwood?
[Harry doesn't answer]
Professor Severus [...]

Kids: Ruf-io, Ru-fio, Ru-fio. Ru-fi-ooooooooooooo.
Peter Banning: [Jack is angry at his Dad and tossing his baseball to the ceiling and catching it] Will you stop doing that? You could break a window
Jack: It’s double layered, it won’t break!
[he demonstrates his point by banging his ball against the glass]
Peter Banning: [confiscating the ball] Give me [...]

Christopher McCandless: Rather than love, than money, than faith, than fame, than fairness… give me truth.
Christopher McCandless: I’m supertramp.
[looks at apple]
Christopher McCandless: and you’re super apple!
Christopher McCandless: The core of mans’ spirit comes from new experiences.
Rainey: That poor girl’s just about ready to vault herself onto a fencepost.
Ron Franz: When you forgive, you love. And [...]

[Brody sees his son sitting in a small skiff, and yells for him to get out of it]
Ellen Brody: Martin, it’s his birthday tomorrow!
Brody: I don’t want him out on the water!
Ellen Brody: He is not out on the water, he is in a boat! He’s not going to go in the water! I don’t [...]

Sarah Whittle: Alan, you wrestled an alligator for me.
Alan Parrish: It was a crocodile. Alligators don’t have that little fringe on their hind leg.
Sarah Whittle: My mistake.
Alan Parrish: [in terror] “A hunter from the darkest wild… makes you feel just like a child.”
Sarah Whittle: What is it?
Alan Parrish: Van Pelt.
Alan Parrish: Are you [...]

Jack Driscoll: Taxi! Follow that ape!
Carl Denham: Fay! What about Fay? Fay’s a size 4!
Preston: She’s already filming something for RKO.
Carl Denham: Cooper.
Jack Driscoll: Actors! They travel the world, and all they see is a mirror.
[Jack Driscoll must sleep in a cage where animals slept]
Captain Englehorn: So what are you, Mr. Driscoll, a lion, or [...]

Ethan Hunt: Relax Luther, it’s much worse than you think.
Jack Harmen:Hasta lasagna, don’t get any on ya.
Eugene Kittridge: I understand you’re very upset.
Ethan Hunt: You’ve never seen me very upset.
Ethen: Can I ask you something Kitridge?
Kitridge: Why…certainly Ethen.
Ethen: If you were dealing with someone who’s crushed, stabbed, shot, and detinated five members of his own [...]

Barbossa: You’re supposed to be dead!
Jack Sparrow: Am I not?
Elizabeth: I’m not entirely sure that I’ve had enough rum to allow that kind of talk.
Elizabeth Swann: Captain Barbossa, I am here to negotiate the cessation of hostilities against Port Royal.
Jack Sparrow: Wherever we want to go, we go. That’s what a ship is, you know. [...]

Limbo: Apes in cages… right!
Lt. Col.Grace Alexander: What? Was the Homo sapien mean to you again? We all know its just rocket envy, don’t we?
Captain Leo Davidson: Ever consider an actual boyfriend?
Lt. Col.Grace Alexander: You mean do I enjoy being miserable? No thanks, I’ll stick with my chimps.
Limbo: The young ones make great pets. Just [...]

Theodore “T-Bag” Bagwell: [about the rising temperature in the cells] Not that hot?
[he points to an African American cellmate]
Theodore “T-Bag” Bagwell: When this guy woke up, he was white!
Michael: Don’t make me lie to you.
Theodore “T-Bag” Bagwell: May-Tag’s in the ground because of that piece of detritus.
Michael: Van Gogh over there is my new cellmate.
Sucre: [...]

Dieter: No, I never wanted to go to war. I just wanted to fly.
Duane: You’re a strange bird, Dieter. A man tries to kill you and you want his job.
Dieter: When something is empty, fill it. When something is full, empty it. When you have an itch, scratch it.
Duane: [looking at the smoking remains of [...]

Rodney Copperbottom: But you’re Bigweld. You can fix anything.
Bigweld: I used to think so. To me the company was about making life better, but to Ratchet, it was making money that came first. I became old-fashioned, and outmode. Ratchet beat me, and he’s gonna beat you.
Rodney Copperbottom: But…
Bigweld: The world you’re looking for no longer [...]

James Carter: Who died, Lee?
Lee: You!
James Carter: Detective Yu?
Lee: Not Yu, you!
James Carter: Who?
Lee: You!
James Carter: Who?
Lee: Do you understand the words that are a-coming out of my mouth?
James Carter: Don’t nobody understand the words that are comin’ out of your mouth.
James Carter: Lee, let me introduce you to Carter’s new theory of criminal [...]

Princess Fiona: Shrek’s hurt.
The Donkey: What? Shrek’s hurt? Oh, no, Shrek’s gonna die!
Shrek: Donkey, I’m fine.
The Donkey: You can’t die on me, Shrek! I’m too young for you to die! Keep your feet elevated! Turn your head and cough! Does anybody know the Heimlich?
Princess Fiona:The battle is won. You may remove your helmet, good Sir [...]

[a girl gives a cup to Tristan]
Tristan: Thank you. I’m Tristan. What’s your name?
Girl Bernard: [with male voice] Bernard.
[goes away]
Tristan: [dazed just after returning to human form] Victoria!
Yvaine: I think I preferred “Mother.”
Yvaine: You have a Babylon candle?
Tristan: Yes, I have bubbling candle.
Tristan: You sort of, glitter now. Is it… Is it normal?
Yvaine: Let’s [...]

Blondie: After a meal there’s nothing like a good cigar.
Blondie: (Surveying some civil war) I’ve never seen so many men wasted so bad.
Blondie: Two hundred thousand dollars is a lot of money. We’re gonna have to earn it.
Blondie: The way I figure, there’s really not too much future with a sawed-off runt like you.
Tuco: [...]

Helen Parr: Everyone is special, Dash.
Dash Parr: Which is another way of saying no one is.
Edna Mode: Luck favors the prepaired.
Edna Mode: I never look back, darling. It distracts from the now.
Dash: We’re dead! We’re dead! We survived but we’re dead!
Edna Mode: My God, you’ve gotten fat. Come in, come, come!
Mr. Incredible: Reliving the glory [...]

Elrond: Men are weak. The Blood of Numenor is all but spent, its pride and dignity forgotten. It is because of Men the Ring survives.
Gandalf: But we still have time. Time enough to counter Sauron if we act quickly.
Saruman: Time? What time do you think we have?
Sam: I made a promise, Mr Frodo. A promise. [...]

Aragorn:I can avoid being seen if I wish, but to disappear entirely, that is a rare gift.
Elrond: Our time here is ending, Arwen’s time is ending. Let her go… let her take the ship into the West. Let her bear her love for you to the Undying Lands, there it will be ever green…
Aragorn: …but [...]