Jane: I think you should just admit that you’re a big softy. That this whole cynical thing is just an act so that you can seem wounded, and mysterious, and sexy.
Kevin: [pause] . Woah, woah, woah. What was the last one?
Jane: What?
Kevin: Did you say sexy?
Jane: What?
Kevin: Do you think I’m sexy?
Jane: No.
Kevin: Its OK [...]

Jerry: My brain’s been paranized!
Mike: [to Jerry as they begin to remake Ghost Busters] I’m Bill Murray, you’re everybody else.
Jerry: I will shoot you. And I know robot karate!
Jerry: Have you seen Elvis lately?
Wilson: Are you the Key Holder or the Gate Keeper?
Jerry: That’s the lamest excuse I’ve ever heard! [...]

Chuckles: I’m betting the Joker told you to kill me soon as we loaded the cash.
The Joker: No, no, no, no, I kill the bus driver.
Chuckles: Bus driver? What bus driver?
[a school bus drives through the wall and kills him]
Lucius Fox: Now that’s more like it, Mr. Wayne.
The Joker: Let’s put a smile [...]