Ben Wade: [while lying down in a hotel room bed] So this is the bridal suite? Now, I wonder how many brides have taken in this view?
Dan Evans: What did Doc Potter give his life for, William? McElroy…
Ben Wade: Little red ants on a hill.
Butterfield: I’ll pay you the 200, Dan. Right now. [...]

Theodore: [taps Dave's hand] Dave?
[he jumps up onto the bed]
Theodore: Are you awake?
David Seville: [awakens] I am now.
Theodore: I had a nightmare. Can… I sleep with you?
David Seville: Um…
Theodore: You won’t even know I’m here.
David Seville: Okay, sure. But stay on THAT side of the bed.
Theodore: Oh. Oh. o-okay.
Alvin, Simon, Theodore: [a capella] Where [...]

Charlie Wilson: You mean to tell me that the U.S. strategy in Afghanistan is to have the Afghans keep walking into machine gun fire ’til the Russians run out of bullets?
Gust Avrakotos: That’s Harold Holt’s strategy, not U.S. strategy.
Charlie Wilson: What is U.S. strategy?
Gust Avrakotos: Most strictly speaking, we don’t have one. But we’re working [...]

Stuntman Mike: Do I frighten you?
[Arlene nods]
Stuntman Mike: Is it my scar?
Arlene: It’s your car.
Stuntman Mike: Yeah, I know. I’m sorry. It’s my mom’s car.
Doc Block: I want to eat your brains… and gain your knowledge.
Cherry: It’s go go, not cry cry.
Dr. William Block: We gotta lose the arm, Joe.
Joe: Lose the arm? What do [...]

DS Andy Wainwright: It’s alright, Andy! It’s just bolognaise!
Simon Skinner, Nicholas Angel: SWAN!
Joyce Cooper: FASCIST!
Nicholas Angel: Hag!
DS Andy Wainwright: You do know there are more guns in the country than there are in the city.
DS Andy Cartwright: Everyone and their mums is packin’ round here!
Nicholas Angel: Like who?
DS Andy Wainwright: Farmers.
Nicholas Angel: Who else?
DS Andy [...]

Woman Evacuee: [repeated] I’m not infected!
TV Personality: The world of medicine has seen it’s share of miracle cures, from the polio vaccine to heart transplants. But all past achievements may pale in comparison to the work of Dr. Alice Krippin. Thank you so much for joining us this morning.
Dr. Alice Krippin: Not at all.
TV [...]

Christopher McCandless: Rather than love, than money, than faith, than fame, than fairness… give me truth.
Christopher McCandless: I’m supertramp.
[looks at apple]
Christopher McCandless: and you’re super apple!
Christopher McCandless: The core of mans’ spirit comes from new experiences.
Rainey: That poor girl’s just about ready to vault herself onto a fencepost.
Ron Franz: When you forgive, you love. And [...]

Mark Loring: Why does everyone think yellow is gender neutral? I never knew a guy with a yellow room.
Juno MacGuff: …like it would be friggin’ sweet if no one hit me.
Juno MacGuff: And Bleeker is very good in… chair!
Juno MacGuff: I’m pregnant.
Paulie Bleeker: What should we do?
Juno MacGuff: Well, I should just… [...]

Carson Wells: I was wondering…
Man who hires Wells: Yes?
Carson Wells: Could you validate my parking ticket?
Man who hires Wells: An attempt at humor, I suppose.
Carson Wells: I’m sorry… You know, I counted the floors to this building from the street.
Man who hires Wells: [sighs] And?
Carson Wells: There’s one missing.
Man who hires Wells: [sarcastically] We’ll look [...]

Gusteau: Food always comes to those who love to cook.
Remy: Paris? All this time I’ve been underneath Paris?
Horst: I robbed the second largest bank in France using only a ball-point pen.
Skinner: Welcome to hell.
Colette: We don’t mean to be rude, but… we’re French.
Remy: We’re thieves, and what we’re stealing is, let’s be honest, garbage.
Django: It’s [...]

Mary Jane Watson: What’s happened to you?
Peter Parker: I don’t know… But I have to stop it.
Miss Brant: Your shots are so good.
Peter Parker: I’d love to shoot you sometime.
Miss Brant: Peter Parker… oh, Peter…
Harry Osborn: It’s a funny feeling, not knowing who you are. I get bopped on the head and I’m free as [...]

[a girl gives a cup to Tristan]
Tristan: Thank you. I’m Tristan. What’s your name?
Girl Bernard: [with male voice] Bernard.
[goes away]
Tristan: [dazed just after returning to human form] Victoria!
Yvaine: I think I preferred “Mother.”
Yvaine: You have a Babylon candle?
Tristan: Yes, I have bubbling candle.
Tristan: You sort of, glitter now. Is it… Is it normal?
Yvaine: Let’s [...]

Evan: You changed your name to McLovin?
Seth: It doesn’t have a first name, it just says McLovin!
Evan: The guys either going think ‘here’s another guy with a fake ID’, or here’s McLovin, 25 year old Hawaiian organ donor.
Fogell: I am McLovin.
Seth: Momma’s making a pubie salad, and she wants some Seth’s own dressing.

Officer Slater: Ethnically, [...]

Sweeney Todd: Where is Lucy? Where is my wife?
Mrs. Lovett: She poisoned herself. Arsenic from the apothecary around the corner… and he’s got your daughter.
Sweeney Todd: He? Judge Turpin?
Sweeney Todd: Noooooo! Would no one have mercy on her?
Mrs. Lovett: So it’s you. Benjamin Barker
Sweeney Todd: Where’s Lucy? Where’s my wife?
Mrs. Lovett: She poisoned herself, [...]

Fletcher Hamilton: H.W. okay?
Plainview: No. He isn’t.
Plainview: Are you an angry man, Henry?
Henry Brands: About what?
Plainview: Are you envious? Do you get envious?
Henry Brands: I don’t think so. No.
Plainview: I have a competition in me. I want no one else to succeed. I hate most people.
Henry Brands: That part of me is gone… working [...]

Agent Simmons: I’m gonna count to five…
Captain Lennox: I’m gonna count to three.
Sam Witwicky: No sacrifice, no victory.
Mikaela: This car’s a pretty good driver.
Captain Lennox: [seeing Starscream attacking the city] We’re so dead.
Ironhide: You feelin’ lucky, punk?
[pointing his guns at Sam]
Optimus Prime: Easy, Ironhide.
Ironhide: [stops pointing his guns at Sam] Just kidding. Just wanted to [...]