Jumpy Thug: [screams] Where are you?
Batman: [appears upside-down behind him, whispering] Here.
Bruce Wayne: I seek… a means to fight injustice. To turn fear against those who prey on the fearful.
Rachel Dawes: You could die. At least tell me your name.
Bruce Wayne: It’s not who I am underneath, but what I *do* that defines me.
Gordon: I [...]

Willy Wonka: You can’t have your family hanging over you like an old, dead goose. No offense.
Grandpa George: None taken. Jerk.
Willy Wonka: [looking at silver hair] And in that moment I realized, “I must find a hair”.
Willy Wonka: [slams into glass elevator] I really need to remember where I park that thing.
Violet Beauregarde: [after stretching [...]

Jim Braddock: I have to believe that when things are bad I can change them.
Jim Braddock: For two hundred and fifty dollars I would fight your wife!
Joe Gould: Now you’re dreaming
Jim Braddock: …and your grandmother, at the same time.
Joe Gould: Teeth in or teeth out?
Jim Braddock: Take ‘em out!
Joe Gould: Then you’re dead, you’re down, [...]

Dr. Meredith Grey: Did you let me scrub in for this operation because I slept with you?
Dr. Derek Shepherd: Yes.
[pause]
Dr. Derek Shepherd: Just kidding.
Katie Bryce: You are so lost.
Dr. Meredith Grey: I am not lost. Okay?
Dr. Derek Shepherd: It’s not the chase.
Dr. Meredith Grey: What?
Dr. Derek Shepherd: You and me. It is not the thrill [...]

Hitch: Always remember, life is not how many breaths you take, it’s how many moments take your breath away.
Vance: [after telling Hitch that he only wants a girl so he can sleep with her] No, I was told that you help guys get in there.
Hitch: Right, but see, here’s the thing – my clients actually [...]

Jack Driscoll: Taxi! Follow that ape!
Carl Denham: Fay! What about Fay? Fay’s a size 4!
Preston: She’s already filming something for RKO.
Carl Denham: Cooper.
Jack Driscoll: Actors! They travel the world, and all they see is a mirror.
[Jack Driscoll must sleep in a cage where animals slept]
Captain Englehorn: So what are you, Mr. Driscoll, a lion, or [...]

Theodore “T-Bag” Bagwell: [about the rising temperature in the cells] Not that hot?
[he points to an African American cellmate]
Theodore “T-Bag” Bagwell: When this guy woke up, he was white!
Michael: Don’t make me lie to you.
Theodore “T-Bag” Bagwell: May-Tag’s in the ground because of that piece of detritus.
Michael: Van Gogh over there is my new cellmate.
Sucre: [...]

Rodney Copperbottom: But you’re Bigweld. You can fix anything.
Bigweld: I used to think so. To me the company was about making life better, but to Ratchet, it was making money that came first. I became old-fashioned, and outmode. Ratchet beat me, and he’s gonna beat you.
Rodney Copperbottom: But…
Bigweld: The world you’re looking for no longer [...]

[a grenade lands at his feet] Dwight: And everything seemed to be going so well.
Cardinal Roark: Kevin?
Marv: What’s left of him, anyway. The dog ate the rest.
Wendy: [to Marv] You can call me Goldie.
Dwight: She doesn’t quite chop his head off. She makes a Pez dispenser out of him.
Dwight: Most people think Marv is [...]

[after Crewe decides to come back to the game]
Turley: I’m glad you’re back, now I don’t have to stab you.
[after inmates score touchdown on trick play]
Guard Lambert: Is that legal?
Paul ‘Wrecking’ Crewe: Yes, it is.
Guard Lambert: Is that a touchdown?
Paul ‘Wrecking’ Crewe: Yes, it is.
Guard Lambert: Oh, goddamn it!
Paul ‘Wrecking’ Crewe: [to the [...]

Seth Plummer: Oh, bite me.
Shane Wolfe: [to Zoe's boyfriend, Scott] Give me twenty!
[Scott pulls out his wallet]
Shane Wolfe: I mean push-ups!
Shane Wolfe: [to Mrs. Plummer] Ma’am, I’ve dealt with…
[Gary bites his ear]
Shane Wolfe: OW! Oh my God!
Julie Plummer: Sorry! That’s Gary.
Seth Plummer: [Shane kicks in Seth's bedroom door - Seth exits the bathroom] Oh my [...]

Delia Surridge: You’ve come to kill me, haven’t you?
V: Yes.
Delia Surridge: Thank God.
Creedy: Not so funny now is it, funny man?
V: People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people.
Evey Hammond: [after V leads Evey up to an empty rooftop, promising her an orchestra] I don’t see any instruments.
V: [...]

Claire Cleary: What is true love?
John Beckwith: True love is your soul’s recognition of its counterpoint in another.
Claire Cleary: It’s a little cheesy but I like it.
John Beckwith: I read it on a bumper sticker!
Chazz Reinhold: Yeah, her boyfriend just died. In a hang-gliding accident! What an idiot! What a loser!
[sarcastically imitating dead boyfriend]
Chazz Reinhold: [...]