Lucy: What are you doing?
Henry: Nothing, I was just getting some lint off for you…
Lucy: You were going for a feelski!
Henry: All right, I’m sorry… But this is like the 23rd time we’ve made out already and… they’re getting blue!
Ten Second Tom: Aren’t you a little old to still be having wet dreams?
[memory erases]
Ten Second [...]

Ron Burgundy: I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly…
Champ Kind: The bottom line is you’ve been spending a lot of time with this lady, Ron. You’re a member of the Channel Four News Team.
Ron Burgundy: That’s a given.
Champ Kind: We need you. Hell, I need you. I’m a [...]

Journalist #1: Do you consider the book to be autobiographical?
Jesse: Uh, well, I mean… isn’t everything autobiographical?
Jesse: I’m designed to feel slightly dissatisfied!
Celine: One night I heard some noise on my fire excape, so I called 911. And the cops came eventually…
Jesse: Yeah like three hours later.
Celine: [laughing] Yeah, after I had been raped and [...]

Vincent: Of all the cabbies in L.A. I get Max, Sigmund Freud meets Dr. Ruth.
Max: [In the dark] Let her go.
Vincent: Max? Why? What are you gonna do about it?
[He gets shot]
Annie: Well, how many cabbies do you know get you into an argument to save you money?
Max: If there were two of [...]

Clementine: This is it, Joel. It’s going to be gone soon.
Joel: I know.
Clementine: What do we do?
Joel: Enjoy it.
Joel: Sand is overrated.
Mary: How happy is the blameless Vestal’s lot! / The world forgetting, by the world forgot / Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind! / Each pray’r accepted, and each wish resign’d.
Carrie: God, Rob! Give [...]

Michael Llewelyn Davies: Excuse me, sir, you’re standing on my sleeve.
J.M. Barrie: [moves his foot and looks down to face Michael] Am I? So sorry. I might point out you’re lying under my bench.
J.M. Barrie: In punishment for lack of an interesting pirate name, Peter shall walk the plank.
Charles Frohman: [talking about plans for Peter [...]

Paul: [of the Tutsi] You cannot seriously think that you can kill them all.
George: And why not? We are halfway there already.
Colonel Oliver: We’re here as peace keepers, not peace makers
Tatiana Rusesabagina: [while watching a neighbor get beaten] Do something.
Paul Rusesabagina: Do what?
Tatiana Rusesabagina: Call someone.
Paul Rusesabagina: [after shutting the gate] There is nothing we [...]

Dina Byrnes: [about their trailer] I call it “The Hilight of the Twilight”.
Dina Byrnes: Oh, Jack, isn’t it wonderful? The kids are *finally* getting married?
Jack Byrnes: [about Little Jack] Wait a second; I think he spoke!
[pushes Dina aside]
Jack Byrnes: Little Jack! Were you about to speak?
[Little Jack passes gas]
Jack Byrnes: It’s nothing, just a little [...]

Frankie Dunn: Well, maybe…someone ought to count to ten.
Maggie: You’re gonna leave me again?
Frankie: Never.
Eddie Scrap-Iron Dupris: If there’s magic in boxing, it’s the magic of fighting battles beyond endurance, beyond cracked ribs, ruptured kidneys and detached retinas. It’s the magic of risking everything for a dream that nobody sees but you.
Frankie Dunn: You forgot [...]

Pete: Now, I’m not saying it was you.
Shaun: I know, man…
Pete: I’m saying it was Ed.
Shaun: Right.
Pete: I can’t live like this. I mean, just look at the state of it.
Shaun: Come and get it! It’s a running buffet!
[shouts]
Shaun: All you can eat!
Shaun: [in concerned tone] Mum, have you been bitten?
Barbara: No, but Philip [...]

Helen Parr: Everyone is special, Dash.
Dash Parr: Which is another way of saying no one is.
Edna Mode: Luck favors the prepaired.
Edna Mode: I never look back, darling. It distracts from the now.
Dash: We’re dead! We’re dead! We survived but we’re dead!
Edna Mode: My God, you’ve gotten fat. Come in, come, come!
Mr. Incredible: Reliving the glory [...]

Young Allie: [lying in the middle of the street] What happens if a car comes?
Young Noah: We die
Allie: Did you write that?
Duke: No, that was Walt Whitman.
Allie: I think I knew him…
Duke: I think you did too.
Noah’s father (to Allie): Come on up here, darlin’. We could use a little sump’m around here besides the [...]

The Conductor: Well, ya comin’?
The Boy: Where?
The Conductor: To the North Pole, of course! This is the Polar Express!
The Conductor: The thing about trains… it doesn’t matter where they’re going. What matters is deciding to get on.
Hobo: One more thing… do you believe in ghosts?
The Boy: [shakes head no]
Hobo: [in a sinister tone] [...]

Achilles: Before my time is over, I will look down upon your corpse and smile.
Achilles: [to his men] Myrmidons! My brothers of the sword! I would rather fight beside you than any army of thousands! Let no man forget how menacing we are, we are lions! Do you know what’s waiting beyond that beach? Immortality! [...]