Senior Ed Bloom: Truth is, I’ve always been thirsty.
Edward: Now, you may well ask, since this lady fish wasn’t the ghost of a thief, why did it strike so quick on gold when nothing else would attract it? That was the lesson I learned that day, the day my son was born. He focuses his [...]

Bruce: B-E-A-utiful.
Bruce: We have a new record. Cue the cheesy inspirational music.
Vol Kowolski: I work in back, I see no smiles.
Bruce: I’m Bruce Nolan with Eyewitness Nose… Eyewitness Nose… that’s right!
Grace: You still have to go over there, the nurse is waiting.
Bruce: Oh, do I have to?
Grace: Oh, it’s not going to hurt. In fact [...]

Kingpin: I’ll tell everyone what you are.
Daredevil: Yeah, tell them you got beat by a blind man too.
Daredevil: Hi. How you doing?
Jose Quesada: Didn’t you hear? I was acquitted.
Daredevil: Not by me.

Ben Urich: Go get ‘em Matt.
Daredevil: Hey, that light at the end of the tunnel? Guess what? That’s not heaven. That’s the ‘C’ train!
Kingpin: [...]

Sharks: [reciting] I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself. Fish are friends, not food.
Marlin: Good feeling’s gone.
Dory: [Reading a door] Hey, look. “Esc-a-pay”. Hey, it’s spelled just like escape.
Marlin: It’s because I like you, I don’t want to be with [...]

Phillip Warren: I understand you’ve been an inspiration to Ben in more ways than one. And I must say, you look rather inspired yourself. There isn’t a diamond it the room that sparkles like a woman in love.
Andie: Oh, no, no. I’m not in love.
Phillip: No? I guess I was mistaken.
Andie: No, no. I mean… [...]

The Bride: How did you find me?
Bill: [off screen] I’m the man.
The Bride: It’s mercy, compassion, and forgiveness I lack—not rationality.
The Bride: Then give me one of these.
Hattori Hanzo: These are not for sale.
The Bride: I didn’t say “sell me”. I said “give me”.
The bride: Looked dead, didn’t I? Well I wasn’t, but it wasn’t [...]

Sean Devine: The reality is we’re still 11 year old boys locked in a cellar imagining what our lives would have been if we’d escaped.
Annabeth Markum: Celeste called looking for you. She was worried something might happen. She told me about Dave. Told me what she told you. What kind of wive says those things [...]

Dae-su Oh: Revenge is good for your health, but pain will find you again.
Woo-jin Lee: And now… now, what joy will I have left to live for?
Mi-do: Dae Su. In front of me is some kind of box. He’s telling me to open it. It’s the same violet box…
Dae-su Oh: No! No Mi-do don’t. [...]

Barbossa: You’re supposed to be dead!
Jack Sparrow: Am I not?
Elizabeth: I’m not entirely sure that I’ve had enough rum to allow that kind of talk.
Elizabeth Swann: Captain Barbossa, I am here to negotiate the cessation of hostilities against Port Royal.
Jack Sparrow: Wherever we want to go, we go. That’s what a ship is, you know. [...]

Skinny Pete: Look, if there’s one thing I’ve learned, it’s not to mess with mother nature, mother-in-laws, or mother freaking Ukrainians.
Steve: You blew the best thing you had going for you. You blew the element of surprise.
[Charlie punches Steve]
Charlie Croker: Surprised? It’s over when I say it’s over.
Charlie Croker: You’ve got no imagination. You [...]