Nash: Adam Smith… was wrong.
Nash: My quest has taken me through the physical, the metaphysical, the delusional and back…
Bender: Hey, look, you made the cover of Fortune… again…
Helinger: Mathematicians won the war. Mathematicians broke the Japanese codes… and built the A-bomb. Mathematicians… like you. The stated goal of the Soviets is global Communism. [...]

The Sacré-Coeur Boy: The fool looks at a finger that points at the sky.
[Mme. Wallace is reading an old letter from her long-deceased husband.]
Mme. Wallace: “When my sweet little weasel appears at the station…” Did anyone ever write you like that?
Amélie: No. I’m nobody’s little weasel.
Eva: Times are hard for dreamers.
Amélie Poulain: At least you’ll [...]

Dumbledore: Silence!
Sorting Hat: Another Weasley hey? I know just what to do with you… GRYFFINDOR!
Hermione: You’ve got dirt on your nose. Did you know? Just there.
[after catching Harry scribbling on his paper]
Professor Severus Snape: Tell me, what would I get if I added powdered root of asphodel to an infusion of wormwood?
[Harry doesn't answer]
Professor Severus [...]

Limbo: Apes in cages… right!
Lt. Col.Grace Alexander: What? Was the Homo sapien mean to you again? We all know its just rocket envy, don’t we?
Captain Leo Davidson: Ever consider an actual boyfriend?
Lt. Col.Grace Alexander: You mean do I enjoy being miserable? No thanks, I’ll stick with my chimps.
Limbo: The young ones make great pets. Just [...]

James Carter: Who died, Lee?
Lee: You!
James Carter: Detective Yu?
Lee: Not Yu, you!
James Carter: Who?
Lee: You!
James Carter: Who?
Lee: Do you understand the words that are a-coming out of my mouth?
James Carter: Don’t nobody understand the words that are comin’ out of your mouth.
James Carter: Lee, let me introduce you to Carter’s new theory of criminal [...]

Princess Fiona: Shrek’s hurt.
The Donkey: What? Shrek’s hurt? Oh, no, Shrek’s gonna die!
Shrek: Donkey, I’m fine.
The Donkey: You can’t die on me, Shrek! I’m too young for you to die! Keep your feet elevated! Turn your head and cough! Does anybody know the Heimlich?
Princess Fiona:The battle is won. You may remove your helmet, good Sir [...]

Elrond: Men are weak. The Blood of Numenor is all but spent, its pride and dignity forgotten. It is because of Men the Ring survives.
Gandalf: But we still have time. Time enough to counter Sauron if we act quickly.
Saruman: Time? What time do you think we have?
Sam: I made a promise, Mr Frodo. A promise. [...]