Mission Impossible Quotes (1996)
Ethan Hunt: Relax Luther, it’s much worse than you think.
Jack Harmen:Hasta lasagna, don’t get any on ya.
Eugene Kittridge: I understand you’re very upset.
Ethan Hunt: You’ve never seen me very upset.
Ethen: Can I ask you something Kitridge?
Kitridge: Why…certainly Ethen.
Ethen: If you were dealing with someone who’s crushed, stabbed, shot, and detinated five members of his own IMF team, how devistated do you think your going to make him by marching Ma and Uncle Donanld down to the count court house?
Kitridge: I don’t know Ethen…why don’t you tell me *Ethen hangs up*
Barns: We lost him. We needed three more seconds.
Kitridge: He wanted us to know he was in London
Eugene Kittridge:Everybody has pressure points, Barnes. You find something that’s personally important to him and you squeeze.
Kittridge:I can understand you’re very upset.
Ethan: Kitridge, you’ve never seen me very upset.
Franz Krieger: While we’re in Virginia, let’s stop by Fort Knox. I’ll fly a helicopter through the lobby and land right inside the vault. And it would be a hell of a lot easier than breaking into the goddamn CIA!
Kittridge: Alright Hunt, enough is enough. You have bribed, cajoled and killed, and you have done it using loyalites on the inside. You want to shake hands with the devil, that’s fine with me. I just want to make sure that you do it in hell!
Eugene Kittridge: [after Donloe's vault is hacked] I want him manning a radar tower in Alaska by the end of the day. Just mail him his clothes.
Senator John Waltzer: We were living in a democracy the last time I checked
Sarah Davies: Tell me, Senator, do you all have someone on your staff named Jack?
Senator John Waltzer: Jack… I believe we did have a Jack. An unreliable fellow as I recall. Constantly late, and behind in his work. I was forced to tie him behind one of my best stallions and drag him around my barn for a few days.
Eugene Kittridge: Hello, Max.
Max: My lawyers are going to have a field day with this. Entrapment, jurisdictional conflict…
Eugene Kittridge: Well, maybe we’ll just leave the courts out of this one.
Max: I’m sure we can find something I have that you need.
Jim Phelps: Any questions?
Ethan Hunt: Yeah. Could we get a capuccino machine in here? ‘Cause I don’t know what you call this.
Jack Harmen: I call it cruel and unusual.
Claire Phelps: Hey, I made that coffee.
Ethan Hunt: Exactly.
Luther: Hey, I’m the flavor of the month.
Ethan Hunt: [entering the vault] Krieger, from this point on… absolute silence
Franz Krieger: Is he serious?
Claire Phelps: Always.
Kittridge: These guys are trained to be ghosts. We taught them to do it for christsakes!
Jack Harmen: [gives Hunt the exploding gum] Just don’t chew it.
Luther Stickell: You really think we can do this.
Ethan Hunt: We’re going to do it.
Ethan Hunt: Saved your ass again, Jack.
Jack Harmen: Give me a break, Pops.
Sarah Davies: Such a nice ass.
Jack Harmen: And a lonely ass.
Claire Phelps: Just give me the money.
Ethan Hunt: [quietly] You’ve earned it.
Luther Stickell: Reach your folks?
Ethan Hunt: [nods]
Luther Stickell: How do they feel?
Ethan Hunt: About what?
Luther Stickell: The apology from the Justice Department, VIP treatment. You know, the whole nine yards.
Ethan Hunt: Well, my mom was a little confused how the DEA could mistake her and Uncle Donald for a couple of dope smugglers in the Florida Keys.
Ethan: Boot it up and anywhere from 30 seconds to 10 minutes you’ll have Virginia farm boys hopping around you like jackrabbits.
Franz Krieger: Try sleight of hand with me and I’ll cut your throat.
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