Movie Quotes

Dina Byrnes: [about their trailer] I call it “The Hilight of the Twilight”.

Dina Byrnes: Oh, Jack, isn’t it wonderful? The kids are *finally* getting married?
Jack Byrnes: [about Little Jack] Wait a second; I think he spoke!
[pushes Dina aside]
Jack Byrnes: Little Jack! Were you about to speak?
[Little Jack passes gas]
Jack Byrnes: It’s nothing, just a little flatulence. What were you saying, Dina?

Dina Byrnes: Muskrat

Bernie Focker: At least I’m comfortable enough in my skin to cook for my family. Tell me when was the last time you gave your wife breakfast in bed? When was the last time you gave her anything in bed?
Jack Byrnes: Now you’re outta line Focker.
Bernie Focker: No man you are outta line. You hurt my feelings there. There’s no reason to hurt my feelings.
[looks at Greg and points to Jack]
Bernie Focker: He insulted me.

Roz Focker: Nah, I’m bored. Come on, Dina. You want a Spritzer?
Dina Byrnes: What? Oh, a Spritzer. Sounds yummy.

Bernie Focker: [after tackling Roz, while playing football] Remember the time in the park? Remember the time in the park?

Judge Ira: Bingo, Bango, Bongo!
Roz Focker: The man is loose, he’s limber, and he’s ready for action.

Bernie Focker: [hitting toilet with fire extinguisher] I gotta save my dog!
Jack Byrnes: Forget your dog, what about my toilet?

Pam Byrnes: Did you tell your mother that I’m pregnant? Because she keeps touching my stomach and smiling like that.
Greg Focker: No, I didn’t tell her. She guessed.
Pam Byrnes: She what?
Greg Focker: Yeah, and then she told my dad.
Pam Byrnes: Oh, my God.

Jack Byrnes: [Greg is cursing around Little Jack] I don’t want his first word to be a profanity!

Jack Byrnes: I’m down here… under the bed.

Bernie Focker: [points to Jack] There’s my brother from another mother!

Roz Focker: How’s your sex life?
Dina Byrnes: I can’t tell you that!
Roz Focker: I’m a professional. Dina, I’m a sex therapist specializing in senior sexuality.
Dina Byrnes: I knew those weren’t yoga mats!
Roz Focker: No.
Dina Byrnes: Well, we’re not twenty five… anymore.
Roz Focker: But you’re not dead either! Lots of couples our age lack intimacy…
Dina Byrnes: I didn’t say we weren’t intimate, there are special occasions. Anniversaries and… well, on our anniversary.
Roz Focker: Oy, neesh geete!
Dina Byrnes: What?
Roz Focker: Not good!