Little Miss Sunshine Quotes (2006)
Pageant Official Jenkins: What in the world?
Dwayne: I wish I could just sleep until I was eighteen and skip all this crap-high school and everything-just skip it.
Edwin: Olive, Richard’s an idiot. I like a woman with a little meat on her bones.
Sheryl: What did he say?
Richard: I’ll tell you when I regain consciousness.
Edwin: You’re the world champion Growler.
Olive: Grandpa, am I pretty?
Grandpa: You are the most beautiful girl in the world.
Olive: You’re just saying that.
Grandpa: No! I’m madly in love with you and it’s not because of your brains or your personality.
Dwayne: Welcome to Hell
Richard: We were driving for six or seven hours… and we thought he was napping…
Grandpa: Losers are people who are so afraid of not winning, they don’t even try.
Olive: I’d like to dedicate this to my grandpa, who showed me these moves.
Pageant MC: Aww, that’s so sweet. Is he here now? Where’s your grandpa?
Olive: In the trunk of our car.
Richard: Don’t apologize Olive. It’s a sign of weakness.
Frank: [After Sheryl says she is glad that he is alive] Well that makes one of us.
Edwin: Richard, whatever happens, you tried to do something on your own, which is more than most people ever do. I include myself in that category. You took a big chance, it took guts, and I’m proud of you.
[Dwayne fetches Frank for dinner and with sign language instructs him to come.]
Frank: Wait, dinner? What you don’t talk anymore?
[Dwayne shakes head, agreeing.]
Frank: Why not?
[Rolls eyes.]
Frank: You can talk, but you choose not to.
[Dwayne points to painting of Nietzsche]
Frank: Is that Nietzsche? You don’t speak because of Friedrich Nietzsche.
[Dwayne walks off unemotionally]
Frank: Far out.
Pageant Assistant Pam: [as Dwayne walks by] Are you authorized to be here?
Dwayne: No.
Dwayne: [to girl in hallway] Where are the dressing rooms?
Girl in Hallway: Are you allowed to be here?
Dwayne: Just tell me where the dressing rooms are!
Olive: I practice everyday.
Frank: Well then good luck.
Richard: It’s not about luck, Frank. Luck is the name Losers give to their own failings about wanting to win.
Richard: Oh my God, I’m getting pulled over. Everyone, just… pretend to be normal.
Frank: No one gets left behind! No one gets left behind! Outstanding soldier! [saluting Dwayne]
Frank: Outstanding!
Olive: Do you eat ice cream?
Miss California: Yes. My favorite is Cherry Chocolate Garcia… except technically I think it’s a frozen yogurt.
Richard: Sweet sweetness.
Dwayne: [while Sheryl is crying he writes this on a piece of paper to Olive] Go Hug Mom
Olive: Mom? Dad?
Richard: [1/2 asleep] What is it?
Olive: Grandpa won’t wake up.
