Movie Quotes

The Bride: How did you find me?
Bill: [off screen] I’m the man.

The Bride: It’s mercy, compassion, and forgiveness I lack—not rationality.

The Bride: Then give me one of these.
Hattori Hanzo: These are not for sale.
The Bride: I didn’t say “sell me”. I said “give me”.

The bride: Looked dead, didn’t I? Well I wasn’t, but it wasn’t for lack of trying, I can tell you that. Actually Bill’s last bullet put me in a coma. A coma I was to lie in for five years. When I woke up, …I went on what the movie advertisements refer to as a Roaring Rampage of Revenge. I roarded and I rampaged and I got bloody satisfaction. In all, I’ve killed 33 people to get to this point right now. I have only one more. The last one. The one I’m driving to right now. The only one left. And when I arrive at my destination….. I’m gonna Kill Bill.

The Bride: So, O-Ren…any more subordinates for me to kill?

The Bride:Wiggle your big toe.

Elle Driver: I might never have liked you, but that shouldn’t suggest that I don’t respect you. Dying in our sleep is a luxury that our kind is rarely afforded. My gift to you.

The housewife: Want some coffee?
The Bride: Yeah, sure.

The Bride: To get Even? Even-Steven? I would have to kill you, go upstairs, kill little Nikki, then wait for the good Doctor Bell to come home, and kill him. That´d be about square.

The Bride: Okinawa. One way.

The Bride: [in Japanese] Those of you lucky enough to have your lives, take them with you. However, leave the limbs you’ve lost. They belong to me now.
[in English]
The Bride: EXCEPT YOU, SOFIE! You stay right where you are!

Bill: Do you find me sadistic? You know, I bet I could fry an egg on your head right now, if I wanted to. You know, Kiddo, I’d like to believe that you’re aware enough even now to know that there’s nothing sadistic in my actions. Well, maybe towards those other… jokers, but not you. No Kiddo, at this moment, this is me at my most…
[cocks pistol]
Bill: masochistic.
The Bride: Bill… it’s your baby…
[BLAM!]

The Bride: Go-Go, I know you feel you must protect your mistress. But I beg you, walk away.
[Go-Go giggles girlishly]
Go Go Yubari: You call that begging? You can beg better than that.

Title Card: Revenge is a dish best served cold

Elle Driver: I might never have liked you, point in fact I despised you. But that shouldn’t suggest I don’t respect you.

O-Ren Ishii: You might not be able to fight like a samurai, but you can at least die like a samurai.

The Bride: This Pasadena homemaker’s name is Jeanne Bell. Her husband is Dr. Lawrence Bell. But back when we were acquainted, five years ago, her name was VERNITA GREEN. Her code name, was “COPPERHEAD”… Mine was BLACK MAMBA.

Sofie: Burn in hell, you stupid, stupid blonde! I’ll tell you nothing!

O-Ren: For ridiculing you earlier, I apologize.
The Bride: Accepted. [long pause while both catch their breath]
The Bride: Ready?
O-Ren: Come on.