Jumanji Quotes (1995)
Sarah Whittle: Alan, you wrestled an alligator for me.
Alan Parrish: It was a crocodile. Alligators don’t have that little fringe on their hind leg.
Sarah Whittle: My mistake.
Alan Parrish: [in terror] “A hunter from the darkest wild… makes you feel just like a child.”
Sarah Whittle: What is it?
Alan Parrish: Van Pelt.
Alan Parrish: Are you my little sister?
Judy Shepherd: No. I’m Judy and he’s Peter.
Hunter Van Pelt: Not good enough Sonny Jim! I’m coming, ready or not…
Judy Shepherd: Our parents are dead too. They were in the middle east negotiating peace when- [Gets nudged by Peter]
Gun salesman: [van Pelt places empty shotgun shells onto the gun store counter] You know they stopped making these in 1903…?
Hunter Van Pelt: Damn.
Judy Shepherd: There’s a lion in my aunt’s bedroom, what am I supposed to do about that?
Alan Parrish: What do I look like, a Ringling brother?
Judy Shepherd: But she’ll be home soon.
Alan Parrish: Won’t she be surprised? I hope she’s not allergic to cats.
Young Alan Parrish: I guess I’m not ready for Cliffside, then!
Sam Parrish: We’re taking you there next Sunday! And I don’t want to hear another word about it!
Young Alan Parrish: You won’t! I’m never talking to you again!
Peter Shepherd: This will not be an easy mission. Monkeys slow the expedition.
Sarah Whittle: You could’ve told us there was a man in there with a rifle who hunts people.
Alan Parrish: Well, I didn’t know, okay? It’s just the roll of the dice.
Judy Shepherd: [tries to roll the dice, but the game board doesn't recognize it] Alan, it’s not working.
Alan Parrish: [inspects the game board] Oh, no. It’s not your turn.
Judy Shepherd: Yes, it is. I rolled first. Then Peter twice because he had doubles. Now it’s my turn again.
Alan Parrish: No, look. Two of these pieces are yours, right? What about the other pieces?
[spots his old game piece]
Alan Parrish: The elephant was mine. You’re playing the game that I started in 1969. Now I’m going to have to play.
[Judy offers the dice to him]
Alan Parrish: It’s not my turn.
Judy Shepherd: Then whose turn is it?
Alan Parrish: Sarah Whittle.
Alan Parrish: Don’t worry. I’ve done this before. Once.
Alan Parrish: In the jungle you must wait / ‘Til the dice read five or eight.
Judy Shepherd: What happened to you? You shave with a piece of glass?
Alan Parrish: What happened to you? The Clampett’s have a yard sale?
Young Sarah: At night they fly, you better run. These winged things are not much fun.
Judy Shepherd: A law of the jungle has been broken – it will set back more than your token.”
Sarah Whittle: You tried to cheat?
Peter Shepherd: No. I tried to drop the dice so they would land on twelve.
Sarah Whittle: Oh, well, honey, that would be cheating.
Alan Parrish: Beware of the ground on which you stand, the floor is quicker than the sand.
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