How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days Quotes (2003)
Phillip Warren: I understand you’ve been an inspiration to Ben in more ways than one. And I must say, you look rather inspired yourself. There isn’t a diamond it the room that sparkles like a woman in love.
Andie: Oh, no, no. I’m not in love.
Phillip: No? I guess I was mistaken.
Andie: No, no. I mean… I’ve only known him for ten days… You can’t… I can’t be…
Phillip: Ben is a very lucky man.
Andie: Mr Warren, please don’t tell him. Please don’t tell him.
Andie: Oh, no. Our love fern. It’s dead.
Ben: No, it’s just sleeping.
Andie: You let it die. Are you going to let us die?
Ben: Look at Krull’s necklace. It’s got more ice than Liberace, don’t you?
Andie: Oh, it’s just a little frosting.
Andie: Does Princess Sophia want to come out and play?
Ben: Who’s Princess Sophia? (she points to his crotch) No, no, no, no. Whoa, whoa. You’re kidding me right? Princess Sophia?
Andie: Little? Big? Little? Big? I dont know, we will find out!
Ben: Listen, you can’t name my member Princess Sophia.
Andie: Yes I can.
Ben: Listen… listen… if you’re gonna name my, my member, you’ve gotta name it something hyper-masculine. Something like Spike, or Butch, or Krull the Warrior King.
Andie: True or False: All’s fair in love and war.
Ben: True.
Andie: Great answer.
Ben: Good question!
Andie: Benny boo boo… boo boo boo!
Andie: Unattached?
Ben: Currently.
Andie: Likewise.
Ben: Surprising.
Andie: Psycho?
Ben: Rarely, Interested?
Andie: Perhaps.
Ben: Hungry?
Andie: Starving.
Ben: Leaving?
Andie: Now?
Ben: I’m in advertising. I work mostly with alcoholic beverages and athletic equipment companies, and I’m trying to break into the jewellery market right now.
Andie: Saving the world one keg party at a time?
Ben: What about you?
Andie: What about me?
Ben: Have I seen your work?
Andie: I work at Composure.
Ben: Fastest growing women’s magazine in the country. I’m impressed. Saving the world one shopaholic at a time, eh?
Spears: I’m not talking about lust. A woman in lust wants chocolate. A woman in love wants diamonds.
Ben: Yeah, I’m not talking about lust either, ladies. I’m talking about deep, meaningful, head-over-heels, his-n-hers towels, let’s-grow-old-together L-O-V-E. Look, I love women. I do. Whether they’re 4, 40 or my 88-year-old grandmother, I respect women. Alright? And I also listen to women. And that’s why I can sell myself to any woman, anywhere, any time.
Spears: Make a woman fall in love with diamonds, Benjamin, or with you?
Thayer: That it?
Tony: That’s it?
Ben: [points to purse on desk] That’s it.
Tony: Have you looked inside?
Ben: No.
Thayer: Do you have an ethical problem with rifling through a woman’s purse?
Ben: Uhh, yeah, I guess I do.
Tony: Well, it’s hardly a purse, dude, it’s more like a… clutch or something.
Ben: Guys, a woman’s purse, alright, it’s her secret source of power. Alright? There are many dark and dangerous things in there, that we, the male species, should know nothing about.
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