Hot Fuzz Quotes (2007)
DS Andy Wainwright: It’s alright, Andy! It’s just bolognaise!
Simon Skinner, Nicholas Angel: SWAN!
Joyce Cooper: FASCIST!
Nicholas Angel: Hag!
DS Andy Wainwright: You do know there are more guns in the country than there are in the city.
DS Andy Cartwright: Everyone and their mums is packin’ round here!
Nicholas Angel: Like who?
DS Andy Wainwright: Farmers.
Nicholas Angel: Who else?
DS Andy Cartwright: Farmers’ mums.
Metropolitan Police Inspector: [darkly] You don’t want me to get the Chief Inspector down here, do you?
Nicholas Angel: Yes, I would actually.
Metropolitan Police Inspector: Very well.
[to a man by the door]
Metropolitan Police Inspector: Kenneth?
Nicholas Angel: There’s no way you could perpetrate that amount of carnage and mayhem and not incur a significant amount of paperwork.
Danny Butterman: By the power of Greyskull!
[after having been shot]
Reverend Philip Shooter: Jesus Christ!
[First night in Sandford]
Nicholas Angel: I’m taking you to the station.
[pause]
Nicholas Angel: Where is it?
[while holding a ginger-haired boy hostage]
Simon Skinner: Stop, or the ginger-nut gets it!
Simon Skinner: This is the 21st century — many people hold down more than one job.
Nicholas Angel: Sergeant Butterman, the little hand says it’s time to rock and roll!
[in a crime scene, where everyone is masked and wearing the same clothes]
Nicholas Angel: Janine, I’ve been transferred and I’m moving away for a while.
“Not” Janine: I’m not Janine.
Dr. Robin Hatcher: I brought you into this world, Danny. It seems fit I should take you out of it!
Danny Butterman: Well, I didn’t get a good look at his face. I’m not made of eyes!
Danny Butterman: What about… ‘Lethal Weapon’?
Nicholas Angel: No.
Danny Butterman: You’ve seen ‘Die Hard’, though?
Nicholas Angel: No.
Danny Butterman: ‘Bad Boys II’?
Nicholas Angel: No.
Danny Butterman: You ain’t seen ‘Bad Boys II’?
Michael: Yarp.
Danny Butterman: Want anything from the shop?
Simon Skinner: I’m a slasher! I must be stopped!
Danny Butterman: Ever fired your gun in the air and yelled, ‘Aaaaaaah?’
Danny Butterman: Do you want anything from the shop?
Nicholas Angel: Cornetto.
PC Doris Thatcher: What makes you think it was murrderr?
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( shoots doctor in the foot)
Nicohlas Angel: Deal it your a doctor
Receptionist- Nobody Tells Me Nothing !
he had one thing you dont have
(pause)
a great big bushy beard!