Grindhouse Quotes (2007)
Stuntman Mike: Do I frighten you?
[Arlene nods]
Stuntman Mike: Is it my scar?
Arlene: It’s your car.
Stuntman Mike: Yeah, I know. I’m sorry. It’s my mom’s car.
Doc Block: I want to eat your brains… and gain your knowledge.
Cherry: It’s go go, not cry cry.
Dr. William Block: We gotta lose the arm, Joe.
Joe: Lose the arm? What do you mean, “lose the arm?” My arm?
Wray: I never miss.
Lt. Muldoon: You want the story? Let me spin it for you quick.
Fu Manchu: THIS IS MY MECCA!
Stuntman Mike: This car is 100% death proof, only to get the benefit of it honey, you really need to be sitting in my seat!
J.T.: Best in Texas.
Zoe: What are you going to do? Blow him?
Abernathy: [repulsed] No!
Abernathy: [pause] I’m going to insinuate that Lee is.
Stuntman Mike: There are few things fetching as a bruised ego on a beautiful angel.
Sheriff Hague: Where the hell are you going?
Wray: I’m going to get Cherry.
Sheriff Hague: Fine, but we’re taking my car.
[his car explodes]
Sheriff Hague: [looking back at Wray] I’m riding with you.
Stuntman Mike: Well Pam, which way you goin’ left or right?
Pam- segment ‘Death Proof’: Right.
Stuntman Mike: Ah, that’s too bad.
Pam- segment ‘Death Proof’: Why?
Stuntman Mike: Well, because there was a 50/50 shot on whether you’d be going left. You see, we’re both going left. You could have just as easily been going left too and if that was the case, it would have been awhile before you started getting scared. But since you’re going the other way, I’m afraid you’re gonna have to start getting scared… immediately.
Cherry: You a doctor?
Dr. Dakota Block: Hm. I was earlier tonight.
Cherry: I always wanted to be a doctor, instead, I can do this. Useless talent number 66. I’m very pliable.
Dr. Dakota Block: You know my girlfriend had a theory, she said that you find a use for every useless talent you ever had.
Cherry: I’m not that optimistic. I feel like I’m stuck a drain and I can’t get out.
Dr. Dakota Block: [Interrupts Cherry] She’d say, “when you’re stuck in that spiral, just reach up”.
Cherry: What if there’s nothing up there?
Dr. Dakota Block: Just reach up.
The Rapist: [Comes in] You’re a dancer.
Cherry: I was earlier tonight.
The Rapist: Well I’m pulling you out of retirement!
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