Movie Quotes

Pete the Killer: [points] By the way, I took care of that thing for ya

Man In Trunk: “No, Tommy, no, no.”
Tommy Devito: Bleeping piece of bleep! (Starts stabbing him) Die, die! Look at me, look at my bleeping eyes, die! (Jimmy shoots him three times)

Tommy: She’s prejudiced against Italians. Can you believe that? In this day and age, a Jew broad, prejudiced against Italians!

Tommy DeVito: I worry about you sometimes Henry, you may fold under questioning

Tommy DeVito: Sure, mom, I settle down with a nice girl every night, then I’m free the next morning.

Henry Hill: As far back as I can remember I always wanted to be a gangster.

Henry: He knew what went on at that cab stand and every once and a while I’d have to take a beating. But by then, I didn’t care. The way I saw it, everybody takes a beating sometime.

Henry Hill: Jimmy was the kind of guy that rooted for bad guys in the movies

Henry Hill: For a second I thought I was dead. But, when I heard all the noise I knew they were cops. Only cops talk that way. If they’d been wiseguys I wouldn’t have heard a thing. I would’ve been dead.

Henry Hill: Whenever we needed money we’d rob the airport. To us it was better than Citibank.

Jimmy Conway: What is the matter with you, huh ? What is the flippin matter with you ? What are you, a flippin sick maniac or something ?

Henry: Wiseguys would pull up and Tuddy would toss me their keys and let me park their Cadillacs. I mean, here I am, this little kid, I can’t even see over the steering wheel and I’m parking Cadillacs.

Tuddy: You know this kid?
Mailman: Yeah.
Tuddy: You know where he lives?
Mailman: Yeah.
Tuddy: You deliver mail to his house?
Mailman: Yeah.
Tuddy: Well, from now on, any letter from that school to that kid’s house comes directly here. You understand?
Mailman: Yeah.
Tuddy: Another letter from that school goes to that kid’s house, in the bleeping oven you’re gonna go, head first.
Henry: That was it. No more letters from truant officers. No more letters from school. In fact, no more letters from anybody. Finally after a couple of weeks, my mother went to the post office and complain.

Morrie: What am I? A schmuck on wheels?

Henry Hill: [narrating] And then there was Jimmy Two Times, who got that nickname because he said everything twice, like:
Jimmy Two Times: I’m gonna go get the papers, get the papers.

Henry: I swear to my mother, if you touch her again, you’re dead!

[With the suitcase open on the desk, Henry counts out stacks of cash]
Henry Hill: Thirty-five, forty, forty-five, fifty, sixty thousand.
Jimmy Conway: It’s gonna be a good summer.

Henry Hill: [narrating] Thirty-two hundred dollars he gave me. Thirty-two hundred dollars for a lifetime. It wasn’t even enough to pay for the coffin.