Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind Quotes (2004)
Clementine: This is it, Joel. It’s going to be gone soon.
Joel: I know.
Clementine: What do we do?
Joel: Enjoy it.
Joel: Sand is overrated.
Mary: How happy is the blameless Vestal’s lot! / The world forgetting, by the world forgot / Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind! / Each pray’r accepted, and each wish resign’d.
Carrie: God, Rob! Give it a rest!
Joel: It’s okay. It’s alright.
Rob: Carrie, I am making a birdhouse.
Clementine: Hmmm, Clementine the tangerine.
Joel: I don’t see anything I don’t like about you.
Clementine: But you will! But you will, and I’ll get bored with you and feel trapped, because that’s what happens with me.
Joel: Okay.
Joel: Is there any risk of brain damage?
Howard: Well, technically speaking, the operation is brain damage, but on a par with a night of heavy drinking. Nothing you’ll miss.
Clementine Kruczynski: You’re not a stalker or anything, right?
Joel: I’m not a stalker. You’re the one that talked to me. Remember?
Clementine: That is the oldest thing in the stalker book.
Joel: Really? There’s a stalker book?
Clementine: Mm-hmm.
Joel: Okay. I gotta read that one.
Joel: I think we should go.
Clementine: No, it’s our house! Just for tonight…
[she looks at an envelope on the counter]
Clementine: …we are David and Ruth Laskin. Which one do you want to be? I prefer to be Ruth, but I’m flexible.
Clementine: You know me, I’m impulsive.
Joel: That’s what I love about you.
Patrick: Baby, whats wrong?
Clementine: I don’t know! I don’t know! I’m lost! I’m scared! I feel like I’m disappearing! My skin coming off! I’m getting old! Nothing makes any sense to me! Nothing makes any sense!
Mary: Blessed are the forgetful, for they get the better even of their blunders. [they click glasses]
Mary: Nietzsche. Beyond Good and Evil. Found it in my Bartlett’s.
Patrick: It’s not really that bad. I mean, what? What? Get that look off your face. What’s wrong?
Stan: Patrick, you stole a girl’s panties! (They both start laughing)
Clementine: Can I borrow a piece of your chicken? Joel: And then you just took it, without even waiting for an answer. It was so intimate.
Clementine: This is kinda warped!
Rob: The plane crashed. I didn’t crash the plane.
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