Casper Quotes (1995)
Casper: All I want’s a friend.
Kat: [after everyone has left] Not bad for my first party, huh?
Casper: Couldn’t have been better.
Dr. Harvey: It ain’t over yet. BOYS!
[Ghostly Trio appears and starts playing Casper's song]
Casper: [kisses Kat's cheek]
Kat: Mmm, Casper close the window, its cold.
Casper: [sad face] Sure Kat.
[Dr Harvey pulls at the carpet to stop him rolling down the stairs, it comes away and he rolls down the stairs in the carpet]
Stinkie: Sushi, anyone?’! California roll, comin’ up!
[Casper is trying to reason with his uncles]
Casper: But we have company.
Stretch: Oh, yeah? Well, company loves misery!
Stretch: [he turns his head into a boot and kicks Casper across the room]
Carrigan Crittenden: [stalking after Dibs, carrying a huge battle axe] Damn it, Dibs! This won’t hurt a bit! Stop bein’ such a weenie! It’s just business! COME ON!
Clint Eastwood: [the image of Clint Eastwood appears in the mirror] I’m gonna kill you… your momma… and all her bridge-playing friends.
[face Changes again, this time to Rodney Dangerfield]
Rodney Dangerfield: You think YOU got it tough? I got a facelift! And there’s one that looks just like it underneath!
Kat: I can see right through you.
Casper: Yeah, kind of happens when you haven’t got any skin.
Amelia Harvey: James, I know you have been searching for me, but there’s something you must understand. You and Kat loved me so well when I was alive that I have no unfinished business, please don’t let me be yours.
Kat: You guys are disgusting, obnoxious creeps.
Stretch, Fatso, Stinkie: Thank you.
Kat: Drop dead.
Stretch: Too Late.
Stretch: [eating breakfast with Stinkie and Fatso] Ya know what the problem is? Casper’s got no respect for us.
Fatso: After all we’ve done for the little glowworm.
Stretch: Yeah. HEY!
[he sees Casper cleaning the mess the trio made on the floor, via their breakfast]
Stretch: What the hell do ya think you’re doin’, Bulbhead? This floor used to be dirty enough to eat off of.
Casper: But we have company.
Stretch: Oh, yeah? Well, company loves misery.
[he turns into a Nike]
Stretch: BOOM!
[he kicks Casper out of the way and the whole trio laughs and cheers]
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