Movie Quotes

James Bond: Stop touching your ear.
Carter: Sorry?
James Bond: Put your hand down!

James Bond: So you want me to be half-monk, half-hitman.
M: Any thug can kill. I need you to take your ego out of the equation.

Vesper Lynd: Am I going to have a problem with you, Mr. Bond?
James Bond: No, don’t worry, you’re not my type.
Vesper Lynd: Smart?
James Bond: Single.

Vesper Lynd: There isn’t enough room for me and your ego.

M: You don’t trust anyone, do you?
James Bond: No.
M: Then you’ve learned your lesson.

M: You’ve got a bloody cheek!
James Bond: Sorry. I’ll shoot the camera first next time.
M: Or yourself.

M: She knew you were you.

Vesper Lynd: I’m afraid I’m a complicated woman.
James Bond: That is something to be afraid of.

Vesper Lynd: It doesn’t bother you? Killing all those people?
James Bond: Well I wouldn’t be very good at my job if it did.

Vesper Lynd: [introducing herself to Bond] I’m the money.
James Bond: Every penny of it.

James Bond: I’ve got a little itch, down there. Would you mind?

Solange: [they are kissing on the floor of his beachfront suite] You like married women… don’t you, James?
James Bond: It keeps things simple.
Solange: [laughs] What is it about bad men? You… my husband. I had so many chances to be happy, so many nice guys. Why can’t nice guys be more like you?
James Bond: Because then they’d be bad.
Solange: [kissing him some more] Mmmmm, yeah…!

Le Chiffre: [trying to keep calm] I’ll get the money. Tell them I’ll, I’ll get the money.
Mr. White: Money isn’t as valuable to our organization as knowing who to trust.
[shoots him]

Mr. White: Hello?
James Bond: Mr. White? We need to talk.
Mr. White: Who is this?
James Bond: The name’s Bond. James Bond.

Le Chiffre: I’m afraid that your friend Mathis… is really… my friend Mathis.

M: Christ, I miss the Cold War.

Le Chiffre: Weeping blood comes merely from a derangement of the tear duct, my dear General. Nothing sinister.
[considers his cards and moves his chips forward]
Le Chiffre: All in. I have two pair and you have a 17.4% chance of making your straight.

Villiers: [opens M's office door] Bond’s been poisoned. He’s going into cardiac arrest.
[M quickly leaves her office. In another room at MI6 Headquarters, doctors and other members of MI6 are gathered around a set of monitors]
Doctor #1: [speaking to Bond, who is slowly losing conciousness] Stay calm and don’t interrupt. Because you’ll be dead within two minutes unless you do exactly what I tell you.
James Bond: [looking thrilled] I’m all ears.

James Bond: [after Bond has just lost his 10 million in the game, to the bartender] Vodka-martini.
Bartender: Shaken or stirred?
James Bond: Do I look like I give a damn?

Vesper Lynd: You’re not going to let me in there, are you? You’ve got your armour back on. That’s that.
James Bond: I have no armour left. You’ve stripped it from me. Whatever is left of me - whatever is left of me - whatever I am - I’m yours.