Movie Quotes

Jerry: My brain’s been paranized!

Mike: [to Jerry as they begin to remake Ghost Busters] I’m Bill Murray, you’re everybody else.

Jerry: I will shoot you. And I know robot karate!

Jerry: Have you seen Elvis lately?

Wilson: Are you the Key Holder or the Gate Keeper?

Jerry: That’s the lamest excuse I’ve ever heard! That’s totally non-sequitary!

Jerry: What’s happening to our hood?

Mike: [holding the Ghost Busters tape] I’ll be Bill Murray and you’ll be everyone else.

Jerry: [sung, poorly, to the tune of the Ghostbusters theme song] When you’re walkin’ down the street…
Jerry: [singing] … and you see a little ghost…
Jerry: [singing] … whatcha gonna do about -
[more out of tune]
Jerry: Ghostbusters?
Mike: What? What is that?
Jerry: That’s the Ghostbusters theme song.
Mike: No.
Jerry: I’m pretty sure it is.

Jerry: I want my own trailer, next to my trailer, a movie trailer.

Jerry: I didn’t sabotage the power plant, the power plant sabotaged me.