Back to the Future Quotes (1985)
Marty McFly: [Upon arriving in 1985] Everything looks great!
George McFly: Lorraine, my density has bought me to you.
Lorraine Baines: What?
George McFly: Oh, what I meant to say was…
Lorraine Baines: Wait a minute, don’t I know you from somewhere?
George McFly: Yes. Yes. I’m George, George McFly. I’m your density. I mean… your destiny.
Marty McFly: Well you’re not gonna be picking a fight, Dad… Dad… Daddy-o!
George McFly: Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn’t take Lorraine out that he’d melt my brain.
Marty McFly: Whoa, this is heavy!
[1955 Doc is watching a video of 1985 Doc]
Dr. Emmett Brown: What on Earth’s this thing I’m wearing?
Marty McFly: Ah, this, this is a radiation suit.
Dr. Emmett Brown: Radiation suit? Of course, because of all the fallout from the atomic wars.
Doc Brown: Good evening. I’m Doctor Emmett Brown and I’m standing here in the parking lot at Twin Pines Mall. It is Saturday morning, October 26, 1985, 1:18 A.M. and this is temporal experiment number one. Please note that Einstein’s clock is in precise synchronization with my control watch.
Mr. Strickland: I noticed your band is on the roster for the dance auditions after school today. Why even bother, McFly? You don’t have a chance, you’re too much like your old man. No McFly ever amounted to anything in the history of Hill Valley!
Marty McFly: Yeah, well, history is gonna change.
Doc Brown: My God. Do you know what this means? It means that this damn thing doesn’t work at all!
Biff Tannen: And uh, where’s my reports?
George McFly: Uh, well, I haven’t finished those up yet, but you know I… I figured since they weren’t due till…
Biff Tannen: Hello? Hello? Anybody home? Huh? Think, McFly. Think! I gotta have time to get ‘em retyped. Do you realize what would happen if I hand in my reports in your handwriting? I’ll get fired. You wouldn’t want that to happen, would ya? Would ya?
George McFly: Of course not, Biff. I wouldn’t want that to happen. Now, look. I’ll finish those reports on up tonight and I’ll run ‘em on over first thing tomorrow. All right?
Biff Tannen: Hello? Hello? Anybody home, huh, Think, McFly! Think! I gotta have time to get it retyped. Do you realize what what would happen if I handed in my reports in your handwriting? I’ll get fired. You wouldn’t want that to happen would ya? WOULD YA?!
George: [to Lorraine] I’m your density. [Pauses, checks note]…destiny.
Dave McFly: [kissing George McFly on the head] See ya later, Pop. Whooo, time to change that oil.
Linda: Hey, Marty. I’m not your answering service. While you were outside pouting about the car; Jennifer Parker called you twice.
Lorraine: I don’t like her, Marty. Any girl who just calls to ask for a boy is just asking for trouble.
Linda: Oh, Mom, there’s nothing wrong with calling a boy.
Lorraine: I think it’s terrible. Girls chasing boys. When I was your age I never called a boy, held hands with a boy, or sat in a parked car with a boy.
Linda: Then how am I supposed to meet anybody?
Lorraine: Well, it will just so happen like the way I met your father.
Linda: That was so stupid! Grandpa hit him with the car.
Lorraine: It was meant to be. Anyway, if grandpa hadn’t hit him, then none of you would have been born.
Linda: Yeah, well, I still don’t know what Dad was doing in the middle of the street.
Lorraine: What was it, George? Birdwatching?
George: What Lorraine? What?
Lorraine: Anyway, your grandfather hit him and carried him into the house. He seemed so helpless like a little lost puppy and my heart just went out to him -
Linda: Yeah, Mom, we know! You told us the story a million times. You felt sorry for him so you decided to go with him to the Fish Under the Sea Dance.
Lorraine: No, No. It was the Enchantment Under the Sea Dance. Our first date. I’ll never forget it. It was the night of that terrible thunderstorm, remember, George? Your father kissed me for the very first time on that dance floor and it was then that I realized that I was going to spend the rest of my life with him.
[In 1955, Tab and Pepsi Free aren't invented yet]
Lou: You gonna order something, kid?
Marty McFly: Ah, yeah… Give me a Tab.
Lou: Tab? I can’t give you a tab unless you order something.
Marty McFly: All right, give me a Pepsi Free.
Lou: You want a Pepsi, PAL, you’re gonna pay for it.
Peabody’s wife: [Upon seeing the DeLorean] Lord, what is it, what is it, Paw?
Old Man Peabody: Looks like a airplane… without wings!
Sherman Peabody: That ain’t no airplane. Look! [shows father "Tales from Space" comic book]
[Lorraine's parents are talking about Marty McFly, Lorraine's future son]
Stella Baines: He’s a very strange young man.
Sam Baines: He’s an idiot. Comes from upbringing. His parents are probably idiots too. Lorraine, if you ever have a kid that acts that way I’ll disown you.
Marty McFly: Wait a minute, Doc, are you trying to tell me that my mother has got the hots for me?
Dr. Emmett Brown: Precisely.
Marty McFly: Whoa, this is heavy.
Dr. Emmett Brown: There’s that word again; “heavy”. Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the earth’s gravitational pull?
George McFly: Lou. Give me a milk…
[dramatic pause]
George McFly: Chocolate.
Dr. Emmett Brown: Don’t worry. As long as you hit that wire with the connecting hook at precisely 88mph the instant the lightning strikes the tower… everything will be fine.
Biff Tannen: I have your car towed all the way to your house and all you’ve got for me is *lite* beer?
[chuckles]
[Stella Baines is Marty's future grandmother]
Stella Baines: Marty, you look so familiar to me. Do I know your mother?
Marty McFly: [turning to look at Lorraine, his mother in the future] Yeah, I think maybe you do…
Biff Tannen: Well looky what we have here.
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