Movie Quotes

Ron Burgundy: I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly…

Champ Kind: The bottom line is you’ve been spending a lot of time with this lady, Ron. You’re a member of the Channel Four News Team.
Ron Burgundy: That’s a given.
Champ Kind: We need you. Hell, I need you. I’m a mess without you. I miss you so damn much. I miss being with you, I miss being near you. I miss your laugh. I miss your scent; I miss your musk. When this all gets sorted out, I think you and me should get an apartment together.
Brian Fantana: Take it easy, Champ. Why don’t you sit this next one out, stop talking for a while.

Veronica Corningstone: This is pathetic.
Ron Burgundy: You’re pathetic.

Veronica Corningstone: Take me to Pleasure Town.
Ron Burgundy: Oh, we’re going there.

Champ Kind: What’s it like, Ron?
Ron Burgundy: The intimate times? Outta sight, my man.
Brian Fantana: No, the other thing - love.
Brick Tamland: Yeah, what is that?

Brian Fantana: [seriously] I’m telling you, this lady has really crawled into Ron’s head.
Brick Tamland: [breaks out laughing] That’s a good one.

Ron Burgundy: [to waiter] I’ll have three fingers of Glenlivet, with a little bit of pepper… and some cheese.

Ron Burgundy: [playing flute solo] Hey, Aqualung.

Ron Burgundy: Oh Audrey - I look like hell! I got bags under my eyes. What’s that? Well if you were a man, I’d punch you. Punch you right in the mouth. That’s bush. Bush league. YOU HEAR ME? AUDREY! LOOK AT ME! I’m sorry. I’m sorry. Alright?

Ron Burgundy: [to dog] You’re so wise. You’re like a miniature Buddha, covered in hair.

Garth Holliday: You come out with stink like that. Poop. You poopmouth, with poop out of your mouth.
Ron Burgundy: Garth, if I would give you some money out of my wallet, would that ease the pain?

Custodian: This is worse than that time the raccoon got in the copier!

Ed Harken: Ron, are you paying attention?
Ron Burgundy: Nope!

Brick Tamland: Mm. I just burned my tongue.

Brick Tamland: LOUD NOISES!!!

Ron Burgundy: [singing] Oh, Baxter, you are my little gentleman. I’ll take you to foggy London town, because you are my little gentleman. [stops singing] Mmm, this burrito is delicious, but it is filling. [throws burrito out the window, where it hits a man on a motorcycle]

Ron Burgundy: Mm, I look good. I mean really good. Hey everyone, come and see how good I look!

Ron Burgundy: How now brown cow. How now brown cow. How now brown cow.

Ron Burgundy: The arsonist has oddly-shaped feet.

Ron Burgundy: Ho-Ho. Ho-ha-ha-ho. Ho-ha-ho. (He starts screaming)

Ron Burgundy: How much time? 30? 30 seconds?
Stage Hand: You are on right now.
Ron Burgundy: I’m on right now? I don’t believe you.

Champ: Whammy!

Ron Burgundy: By the beard of zeus.

Ron Burgundy: I wanna say something. I’m gonna put it out there. If you like it, you can take it, if you don’t, send it right back. I wanna be on you. Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Wes Mantooth: I didn’t know that the Salvation Army was having a sale!

Ron Burgundy: Son of a bee sting!

Ron Burgundy: Can I start over again?

Champ Kind: What in the hell’s diversity?
Ron Burgundy: [clears throat] Well, I could be wrong, but I believe uh, diversity is an old wooden ship that was used during the civil war era.

Brick Tamland: I’m Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polite, and I’m rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks.