Movie Quotes

Theodore: [taps Dave's hand] Dave?
[he jumps up onto the bed]
Theodore: Are you awake?
David Seville: [awakens] I am now.
Theodore: I had a nightmare. Can… I sleep with you?
David Seville: Um…
Theodore: You won’t even know I’m here.
David Seville: Okay, sure. But stay on THAT side of the bed.
Theodore: Oh. Oh. o-okay.

Alvin, Simon, Theodore: [a capella] Where is the moment we needed the most/You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost/They tell me your blue skies fade to gray/They tell me your passion’s gone away/And I don’t need no carryin’ on/Cause you had a bad day/You’re taking one down/You sing a sad song just to turn it around/You say you don’t know/You tell me don’t lie/You work at a smile and you go for a ride/You had a bad day/You’ve seen what you like/And how does it feel for one more time/You had a bad day/You had a bad day/
Alvin: [pushing the last of the acorns into the tree] It’s going, It’s going.
[gets sucked in and falls out with all of the acorns]
Simon: And it’s gone.
Alvin: [from inside the tree] Whatever!
Theodore: Maybe we should take a break.
[an acorn hits him on the head]
Theodore: Ow!
Alvin: That’s it! I can’t take this any more! I can’t! I give up! I’m sick of strugling for survival! Competing with gophers and earthworms, and that loser sparrow who always takes my nuts!

[up a lighting post, being chased by a security guard]
Alvin: [songsung] Einie, Menie, Minie, Moe, missed a chipmunk cause you’re slow.
[shines the spotlight in his eyes]
Alvin: Yippee-Kie-Ya, Mammasita!

David Seville: Nicely done, Theodore.
[reading the letter]
David Seville: To Dav… let’s see it says Merry Christmas, love Theodore. and i’ts got a nice picture of uh… some pineapples?
Theodore: Those aren’t pinapples, that’s our family!

Alvin: Last one to the door is road kill!
Simon: I’m in!
[Alvin and Simon make a break for the door]
Theodore: [distracted by a Christmas ornament] Hmm… What are these shiny things?
Simon: [goes back to Theodore] Theodore, we’re leaving now!

David Seville: They just ruined the concart, word’ll get out, nobody will come to see them!
Ian: They are chipmunks who talk, Dave, people are going to come and see them.

David Seville: Chipmunks don’t talk.
Simon: Our lips are moving and words are coming out.

David Seville: They’re savings bonds. In seven years you will get enough money from them to buy something nice.
Alvin: Do you have any that you bought seven years ago?

[upon coming home to his house being a mess]
David Seville: Oh my God Theodore, did you just-?
Theodore: [nervously] Umm, Umm.
Simon: [picks up a small pellet shaped this in front of Theodore] It’s a raisin, Dave.
David Seville: Prove it.
Simon: [puts it in his mouth] Mmm-Mmm.
David Seville: Okay, you got me. Look, I wanna talk to all you guys. Where’s Alvin?
[heads off toward the kitchen]
Simon: [quickly spits it out and looks sternly at Theodore] You owe me *big* time!

Alvin: [trying to open a bottle of champange] Stupid cork! Doesn’t - Whoa!
[Cork flys into a glass door cabinat braking it along with some of the glasses in it]
Alvin: Yikes, Ha-ha! Ooops!
David Seville: Not gonna say it.
Alvin: Uh-oh!
Simon: Good Grief.
[Champagne spills all over the floor creating a large puddle]
Claire: Still not gonna say it?
David Seville: [trying very hard not to] Nope.
[Champagne puddle becomes a flood that hits a plug outlet creating a blackout in Dave's appartment]
David Seville: I’m gonna say it. AAAAAAAAALLLLL-VVVVVAAAAAAINNNNNN!

David Seville: Alright, here’s the deal; you guys sing my songs, you get to sleep here.
Alvin: [thinks about it] No. Wait! Is breakfast included?
David Seville: [thinks about it] I can live with that.
Simon: What about TV privileges?
David Seville: [thinks about it] Okay, but not after seven.
Theodore: Eight.
David Seville: Done. Don’t tell you’re animal friends, cause I don’t wanna come home and find a bunch of rabbits and skunks on my couch.
Simon: Filthy creatures, Dave. Never associate with them.
Theodore: Yeah, you’re our only friend.

David Seville: You know, if I make a list of my worst days ever, guess what? Today would be on top of the list.
Alvin: And it’s still early.

David Seville: [picks up a stack of toster waffles from the under the kitchen rug]
Simon: We put a few toaster waffles aside for winter
Alvin: And we’re not sharing!
David Seville: Guys, we’re gonna have food all winter so if you start storing it, it’s gonna get gross and we’re gonna have rodent -…
Simon, Theodore, Alvin: [looks at Dave]
David Seville: Bad you know… non-talking rodents around here

David Seville: H-How did you guys…?
Simon: We’re talking chipmunks, Dave. We can get out of a cat carrier. Not even hard to do.

[after being captured and placed into a cat carrier]
Alvin: They’ll never take us alive!
Simon: They just did take us alive, Alvin.

Mother in Store: [apologizing for her daughter hitting Dave on the head with a box while shopping in a grocery store] Oh, sorry about that. Sorry.
David Seville: Kids, huh?
Mother in Store: Yeah, they keep you on your toes. You have any?
David Seville: Three boys.
Mother in Store: Some days are better than others.
David Seville: …and then some days you just want to close them in a box, and leave the box in the park, and run away you know?
Mother in Store: [rushes off with her cart]

Alvin: Dave needs a little help from the love doctor.
Theodore: And his assistant.

David Seville: [the boys are singing Funky Town] Hey guys, knock it off. It’s 3 in the morning.
[Theodore and Simon stop, Alvin continues to sing]
David Seville: Alvin.
[he continues]
David Seville: Alvin.
[he continues]
David Seville: ALVIN!