Aladdin Quotes (1992)
Jafar: Patience, Iago, patience. Gazeem was obviously less than worthy.
Iago: Oh, there’s a big surprise. That’s an incredible… I think I’m going to have a heart attack and die, from that surprise.
Genii: Thank you for chosing Magic Carpet for all your travel needs. Don’t stand till the rug has come to a complete stop. Thank you, good bye, good bye, thank you, good bye. Now, how about that, Mr. Doubting Mustafa?
Aladdin: Oh you sure fooled me. Now about my 3 wishes.
Genii: Dost my ears deceive me? 3? You are down by one, boy.
Aladdin: Ah no, I never actually wished to get out of the cave. You did that on your own.
Genii: Oh. Well I feel sheepish. Alright, you baaaaaad boy, but no more freebies.
Aladdin: You know mother, I kind of wonder why the sultan’s going through all this trouble to stop everyone from seeing what his daughter looks like.
Aladdin’s mother: Aladdin, don’t even think about it.
Aladdin: I know, I know. Death beneath the hoofs of stampeding camels, blah, blah, blah.
[The Genii and the flying carpet are playing chess.]
The Genii: So move.
[The carpet makes a move.]
The Genii: That was a good move. [a la Rodney Dangerfield] I can’t believe this; I’m losin’ to a rug!
Aladdin: Princess Jasmine, you’re very…
Genie: Wonderful! Magnificent! Glorious!… Punctual!
Aladdin: Punctual!
Princess Jasmine: Punctual?
Genie: Sorry.
Aladdin: Uh… uh… beautiful!
Genie: Nice recovery.
The Genii: Enough about you, Casanova! Talk about her! She’s smart, fun, the hair, the eyes – pick a feature!
Guard: He’s got a sword!
Razoul: You idiots, we’ve ALL got swords!
Sultan: Prince Ali Ababwa! Of course! I’m delighted to meet you.
[he shakes Aladdin's hand]
Sultan: This is my royal vizier, Jafar. He’s delighted, too.
Jafar: [*very* dryly] Ecstatic.
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