John Dunbar: [to his army captors who are interrogating him, in Lakota] My name is Dances with Wolves. I will not talk to you anymore. You are not worth talking to.
[talking about the white men coming]
Kicking Bird: How many?
John Dunbar: Like the stars.
John Dunbar: As I heard my Sioux name called out over [...]

Sweeney Todd: Where is Lucy? Where is my wife?
Mrs. Lovett: She poisoned herself. Arsenic from the apothecary around the corner… and he’s got your daughter.
Sweeney Todd: He? Judge Turpin?
Sweeney Todd: Noooooo! Would no one have mercy on her?
Mrs. Lovett: So it’s you. Benjamin Barker
Sweeney Todd: Where’s Lucy? Where’s my wife?
Mrs. Lovett: She poisoned herself, [...]

Cindy Lou Who: We’re gonna crash!
The Grinch: Now you listen to me, young lady! Even if we’re *horribly mangled*, there’ll be no sad faces on Christmas.
The Grinch: Am I just eating because I’m bored?
The Grinch: Well, pucker up and kiss it, Whoville.
[puts mistletoe up to his butt and makes a taunting noise as [...]

Ben Wade: [while lying down in a hotel room bed] So this is the bridal suite? Now, I wonder how many brides have taken in this view?
Dan Evans: What did Doc Potter give his life for, William? McElroy…
Ben Wade: Little red ants on a hill.
Butterfield: I’ll pay you the 200, Dan. Right now. [...]

Fletcher Hamilton: H.W. okay?
Plainview: No. He isn’t.
Plainview: Are you an angry man, Henry?
Henry Brands: About what?
Plainview: Are you envious? Do you get envious?
Henry Brands: I don’t think so. No.
Plainview: I have a competition in me. I want no one else to succeed. I hate most people.
Henry Brands: That part of me is gone… working [...]

Ichabod Crane: We take the Indian Trail to the Tree of the Dead.
Young Masbath: How will we recognize it?
Ichabod Crane: Without difficulty, I rather fear. Then climb down to the Horseman’s resting place.
Young Masbath: His camp?
Ichabod Crane: His grave.
Ichabod Crane: Yes I think you loved me that day when you followed me into the [...]

Kids: Ruf-io, Ru-fio, Ru-fio. Ru-fi-ooooooooooooo.
Peter Banning: [Jack is angry at his Dad and tossing his baseball to the ceiling and catching it] Will you stop doing that? You could break a window
Jack: It’s double layered, it won’t break!
[he demonstrates his point by banging his ball against the glass]
Peter Banning: [confiscating the ball] Give me [...]

[Brody sees his son sitting in a small skiff, and yells for him to get out of it]
Ellen Brody: Martin, it’s his birthday tomorrow!
Brody: I don’t want him out on the water!
Ellen Brody: He is not out on the water, he is in a boat! He’s not going to go in the water! I don’t [...]

Lloyd: [Harry is choking him barehanded on a picnic table in Aspen] Harry-you’re hands are freezing!
Harry: You sold my dead bird to a blind kid?
Harry: Who’s got the foot long?
Lloyd: That’s a lovely accent you have. New Jersey?
Lady at bus stop: Austria.
Lloyd: Austria! Well, then. G’day mate! Let’s put another shrimp on [...]

Theodore: [taps Dave's hand] Dave?
[he jumps up onto the bed]
Theodore: Are you awake?
David Seville: [awakens] I am now.
Theodore: I had a nightmare. Can… I sleep with you?
David Seville: Um…
Theodore: You won’t even know I’m here.
David Seville: Okay, sure. But stay on THAT side of the bed.
Theodore: Oh. Oh. o-okay.
Alvin, Simon, Theodore: [a capella] Where [...]

Mark Loring: Why does everyone think yellow is gender neutral? I never knew a guy with a yellow room.
Juno MacGuff: …like it would be friggin’ sweet if no one hit me.
Juno MacGuff: And Bleeker is very good in… chair!
Juno MacGuff: I’m pregnant.
Paulie Bleeker: What should we do?
Juno MacGuff: Well, I should just… [...]

Charlie Wilson: You mean to tell me that the U.S. strategy in Afghanistan is to have the Afghans keep walking into machine gun fire ’til the Russians run out of bullets?
Gust Avrakotos: That’s Harold Holt’s strategy, not U.S. strategy.
Charlie Wilson: What is U.S. strategy?
Gust Avrakotos: Most strictly speaking, we don’t have one. But we’re working [...]

Jerry: My brain’s been paranized!
Mike: [to Jerry as they begin to remake Ghost Busters] I’m Bill Murray, you’re everybody else.
Jerry: I will shoot you. And I know robot karate!
Jerry: Have you seen Elvis lately?
Wilson: Are you the Key Holder or the Gate Keeper?
Jerry: That’s the lamest excuse I’ve ever heard! [...]

Jane: I think you should just admit that you’re a big softy. That this whole cynical thing is just an act so that you can seem wounded, and mysterious, and sexy.
Kevin: [pause] . Woah, woah, woah. What was the last one?
Jane: What?
Kevin: Did you say sexy?
Jane: What?
Kevin: Do you think I’m sexy?
Jane: No.
Kevin: Its OK [...]

Skinny Pete: Look, if there’s one thing I’ve learned, it’s not to mess with mother nature, mother-in-laws, or mother freaking Ukrainians.
Steve: You blew the best thing you had going for you. You blew the element of surprise.
[Charlie punches Steve]
Charlie Croker: Surprised? It’s over when I say it’s over.
Charlie Croker: You’ve got no imagination. You [...]